Artificial Virginity Kits

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_MsJack
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Artificial Virginity Kits

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(NOTE: My language is clean, but content-wise this topic would probably go in the telestial forum.)

From Slate: Artificial virginity kits have arrived to mess with conservative Muslim virginity fetishism

Here's some relative excerpts:

If you're a woman in a conservative Muslim country, you had better bleed on your wedding night. If you don't, your husband or his family will know you aren't a virgin. For that, you could be beaten or killed.

If you're a man, on the other hand, all you have to do on your wedding night is ejaculate. Nobody expects you to bleed or produce any other proof of virginity.

Some day, this barbaric and hypocritical tradition will end. Until then, the best we can do is fool it. You want blood on your wedding night? We'll give you blood. Fake blood.

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The Artificial Virginity Hymen kit, distributed by the Chinese company Gigimo, costs about $30. It is intended to help newly married women fool their husbands into believing they are virgins—culturally important in a conservative Middle East where sex before marriage is considered by many to be illicit. The product leaks a blood-like substance when inserted and broken. Gigimo advertises shipping to every Arab country.

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Outraged Egyptian lawmakers are demanding a ban on the kit. Freeman reports:

Sheik Sayed Askar, a member of Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood who is on the parliamentary committee on religious affairs, said the kit will make it easier for Egyptian women to give in to temptation. He demanded the government take responsibility for fighting the product. ... Prominent Egyptian religious scholar Abdel Moati Bayoumi said anyone who imports the artificial hymen should be punished. "This product encourages illicit sexual relations. Islamic culture forbids these relations except within the confines of marriage," Bayoumi said. ... "If this thing enters Egypt, the country is going to go to waste. God protect us," commented a reader on the Web site of Egyptian newspaper Al-Youm Al-Sabie.

Pause for a moment to consider what these men are asking God to protect them from: a cheap, mass-produced insert that releases fake blood. It's the technical equivalent of a Halloween gag. But to them, this is no gag. It's an offense against God.

In this way, the artificial hymen serves as a useful test of religious idiocy. If a $30 item that leaks fake blood violates your faith so profoundly that you must ban it, then what you have isn't really a faith. It's a fetish. And your fetish won't survive globalization.

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Virginity fetishism is doomed, boys. Give it up.

This would be amusing if it weren't so disgusting.

Well... okay. The men praying for God's protection from a cheap Halloween prop is still kind of amusing.

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_Gazelam
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Re: Artificial Virginity Kits

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This is disturbing.

Some freaky chinese company has taken the time to design and build something like this?

I don't know whether to be more troubled by the selling or the demand.

Just thinking of a response to this is giving me a migrane. ugh.......
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Re: Artificial Virginity Kits

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Gazelam wrote:This is disturbing.

Why?

Some freaky chinese company has taken the time to design and build something like this?

I don't know whether to be more troubled by the selling or the demand.

I think it's fantastic. Now rape victims in Middle-Eastern countries will finally be able to get married without being beheaded.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

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