Mommy, there is no God/Church/Prophet Because.....

[Guest]

Mommy told me that God will give me anything I ask for..............................and I didn't get a lolly pop, I ask for a lolly pop and I never got a lolly pop. I deserve a lolly pop I have been on a mission and I always won every argument and so she should have been waiting there for me when I got off the plane, that mean hateful man should not have been able to pin me down with no way to answer, and I worked so hard defending the honor of the Church and look at how ashamed I am to fail, in front of the whole world, and still no lolly pop for me and I cried and said I know how much I deserve everything, but she left me, and I went to a restaurant where they did not have my sauce, so I cried and said I will never go back to that restaurant ever again, and I did not know Joseph took more wives and made his wife cry, that bastard Steve, I mean Joseph Smith, how could you do that to me, and mean to your wife, and I deserve a great life and yet I could not sell any of my lolly pop sticks, nobody cares about lolly pop sticks anymore and I should have known before I wasted so much time and money and I paid my tithing and so why was I allowed to fail and I should have been given the right business and WHAT? No dinosaurs in the Bible? Yes, WHAT? All the animals could not fit on that one ARK? Funerary texts? Your kidding! Right? Well then that's why I failed at my business/romance/ego feed, because there is no God/Church/Prophet...so what am I suppose to do with all these damn lollys with no sticks?

Christ, you just fed five thousand with a few loaves and fishes. What are you going to do for us next Jesus, huh, what are you going to do for us next? We deserve you Jesus. Eat me.

Hubble sees the glories of eternity and every cell of us is wonderfully made by random selection of incalculable impossibilities that proves itself anyways, because, look ma, I can drive a car, fly a plane, rocket to space, make billions and billions of dollars. This is no calamity. This is no calamity. This is no calamity.

You say there is not God/church/ prophet huh? Got a lite slick? "flick"

[_DarkHelmet]

What about those people who are successful and pretty much got everything they ever wanted from life and they still reject the Mormon church because it is dumb?

[_Stanly]

If only people could have the unshakable faith that you have in cloud formations--

Take your meds Nightlion.

[_harmony]

If only people could have the unshakable faith that you have in cloud formations--

Mostly they look like Battlestar Galactica and the Rag Tag Fleet.

[_Nightlion]

What about those people who are successful and pretty much got everything they ever wanted from life and they still reject the Mormon church because it is dumb?

I agree, the Mormon Church is dumb. Deaf, dumb and blind. It is dead. Zion is fled. God has left the building. The day of the Gentiles is over.