beastie wrote:...The Nephites were creating an epic, which results in lots of exaggerations and
even flat-out erroneous assertions.
...
Daily Universe Reporter: "I'm so happy to meet you at last; may I ask a question?"
NMI Doctorate: "Certainly -- We're all doing the Lord's work here."
DUR: "There's this new book by Bro. Meldrum, and..."
Doc: "Can I interest you in this much more reliable work by Dr. Sorenson?"
DUR: "Ah, er -- what I meant to ask, was about the Nephite tower in Missouri."
Doc: "Some called it an altar: at Adam-ondi-Ahmen? I can't answer hypotheticals."
DUR: "But, if Joseph Smith could find Nephite artifacts in Missouri..."
Doc: "Oh come on now! Next thing you'll be asking is about Zelph's bones!"
DUR: "It WAS Joseph Smith, after all..."
Doc: "And he was creating an epic, which results in lots of exaggerations."
DUR: "Oh! my!!"
Doc: "Yes -- and even flat-out erroneous assertions."
DUR: "I feel faint..."
Doc: "Don't worry -- reading a few Book of Mormon chapters will help."
DUR: "OK..."
Doc: "But remember: The Nephites were creating an epic, which results..."
DUR: "Now I really need to lie down!!!"
Doc: "Don't worry -- reading some Joseph Smith history will help."
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