The Inalienable Rights of God

[_Nightlion]

I asked God not to kill you for your blasphemous presumptions in this matter. He said He'd think about it.

Whoa, pal, please rewind your thoughts and consider that it is you who is mocking God.

Dreamers who seek to mislead ought to be cautioned by Deuteronomy chapter 13. It's full weight is only applied to preserve a real Zion. It is not meant for people less than the Lord's own.

[_Nightlion]

If God is not a homo sapiens, then I will indeed consider him to be an alien and give him a jolly "Welcome to Earth!"

Hello! ...tap, tap, tap.... Inalienable rights does not mean that someone is an alien. It means that rights due you are not to be given to something or someone else. Like academia is not a god. Evolution is not a god. Is there such madness in the hearts of the hypocrites that they simply cannot understand anything I write?

[_The Nehor]

Whoa, pal, please rewind your thoughts and consider that it is you who is mocking God.

Dreamers who seek to mislead ought to be cautioned by Deuteronomy chapter 13. It's full weight is only applied to preserve a real Zion. It is not meant for people less than the Lord's own.

I was joking. I wasn't mocking God, just you.

Clarification for the Dense: I did not actually ask God any such thing.

[_Nightlion]

Whoa, pal, please rewind your thoughts and consider that it is you who is mocking God.

Dreamers who seek to mislead ought to be cautioned by Deuteronomy chapter 13. It's full weight is only applied to preserve a real Zion. It is not meant for people less than the Lord's own.

I was joking. I wasn't mocking God, just you.

Clarification for the Dense: I did not actually ask God any such thing.

Obviously. I am not so dense as to think you had. Pray that bit of lightness shall not get you a blotch noted in The Book of the Sanctified. The history of all those who have been truly anointed of God is kept by the Father of the sanctified. Out of the books that are written shall the world be judged.

Neither will I be alarmed or concerned about my safety in the least if one day you come up to me and introduce yourself. I only wish that you were want to swim in deeper waters; and desired the learning of heaven alone; and allowed the solemnity of eternity to rest upon your mind; as you consider solemn and ponderous thoughts; about the glory of Zion and its laws even down to the habiliments that adorn its escutcheons. (that last bit of "Smithin" was for Gadianton. Hope it was not lost on you)

[_The Nehor]

Obviously. I am not so dense as to think you had. Pray that bit of lightness shall not get you a blotch noted in The Book of the Sanctified. The history of all those who have been truly anointed of God is kept by the Father of the sanctified. Out of the books that are written shall the world be judged.

Okay, this time I actually checked with God and that bit of lightness did not get any blotches. All is well. He says I'm in as good a standing with him as I was before making the remark.

Neither will I be alarmed or concerned about my safety in the least if one day you come up to me and introduce yourself.

Nor should you be. I'm a nice guy.

I only wish that you were want to swim in deeper waters; and desired the learning of heaven alone; and allowed the solemnity of eternity to rest upon your mind; as you consider solemn and ponderous thoughts; about the glory of Zion and its laws even down to the habiliments that adorn its escutcheons.

It's 'wont'.

I don't think Zion actually has escutcheons. Other then that, I'm working on building it in my family, ward, and home. I have a good sense of what it is too. Hint: Not something to be sung forth.

(that last bit of "Smithin" was for Gadianton. Hope it was not lost on you)

I love that quote.

[_bcspace]

If God is not a homo sapiens, then I will indeed consider him to be an alien and give him a jolly "Welcome to Earth!"

Hello! ...tap, tap, tap.... Inalienable rights does not mean that someone is an alien. It means that rights due you are not to be given to something or someone else. Like academia is not a god. Evolution is not a god. Is there such madness in the hearts of the hypocrites that they simply cannot understand anything I write?

Are you devoid of humor? At least Joseph Smith liked to wrassle.

Clarification for the Dense: I did not actually ask God any such thing.

You are my density.

[_Nightlion]

Are you devoid of humor? At least Joseph Smith liked to wrassle.

Pulling sticks was demonstrated in my last year of Seminary Class at High School by me the "I bet he smokes, 60's rock bass guitar player singer in the band who did not go out for sports" against "three year letter jacketed jock soon to be dope dealing in Hawaii guy." I pulled his less handsome face up over my head in nothing flat. He was so thoroughly embarrassed, as all the kids laughed heartily, that he demanded a rematch. He changed the right manner of gripping the stick so it broke.