My Shady Acres Calling/Responsibilities
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My Shady Acres Calling/Responsibilities
Being a nevermo posting here, each time I progress and am called to a higher calling, I always wonder what my resposibilities would be if I were actually called to serve in the LDS church. Shades, could you humor me and maybe pin a thread that would tell nevermo's like myself who only have a small portion of the light of Christ just what my Shady Acres Ward calling entails? I forgot to conduct worthiness interviews while I was a Bishop, so you all get a freebie TR. ; )
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Re: My Shady Acres Calling/Responsibilities
Non-Mo LDS callings are crappy. Stuff like ward activities committee and cub scouts. I was told of two Baptists who were installed as nursery leaders.
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Re: My Shady Acres Calling/Responsibilities
MsJackMeyers wrote:Non-Mo LDS callings are crappy. Stuff like ward activities committee and cub scouts. I was told of two Baptists who were installed as nursery leaders.
I assumed it was the high councler calling, on the way to god hood?
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Re: My Shady Acres Calling/Responsibilities
msnobody wrote:Shades, could you humor me and maybe pin a thread that would tell nevermo's like myself who only have a small portion of the light of Christ just what my Shady Acres Ward calling entails?
Oh boy, that's a pretty tall order! It sounds like it could be fun, but it could take a while.
Maybe someday, but I'd need to work up the motivation, I'm afraid.
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Re: My Shady Acres Calling/Responsibilities
MsJackMeyers wrote:Non-Mo LDS callings are crappy. Stuff like ward activities committee and cub scouts. I was told of two Baptists who were installed as nursery leaders.
Please let me clarify- Description of my calling if I were actually LDS. Like what the heck does a stake high council person do? The first thing I think as a non-LDS person is that a stake high council may consist of hanging out in a group grilling filet mignon while under the influence.
Note to Shades: No spelling lesson needed here. I know the difference between stake and steak.
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Lots of meetings. Give talks in church.
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