Who was Shulem?

[_Paul Osborne]

The one you highlight in RED is a Red Herring. Frozen stiff and held close to entice the bird to come and get it... foreshadowing the Thanksgiving Turkey feast. Many interpretations can be made of this drawing with tame ones coming from LDSinc and more racy ones coming forth the closer one comes to San Francisco and Amsterdam.

In the world of LDSinc it cannot be an erect phallus. In the words of Gordon B. Hinckley, its 'not doctrinal'. In the words of Joseph Smith... who you gonng believe... ME, or your own lying eyes?

I have zero recollection of President Hinckley saying anything about God’s oversized phallus as drawn by father Abraham in the Mormon papyrus of Facsimile No 2. Prophets just don’t know much. They repeat the same old tired stuff over and over. Pay tithes, attend your meetings, live the word of wisdom . . . .

I’ll trust my own eyes before I’d trust a Mormon prophet. They are blind men leading the blind.

In the name of Shulem, Amen.

Paul O

[_Paul Osborne]

The one you highlight in RED is a Red Herring. Frozen stiff and held close to entice the bird to come and get it... foreshadowing the Thanksgiving Turkey feast.

Perhaps President Monson will speak about Abraham's Lion Couch and tell John Gee to shut his trap. Let us hear from a prophet! Let Tommy boy reveal the names of Abraham's wives who are under the couch.



Paul O