Pissing on a Tree

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_Trevor
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Simon Belmont wrote:Good catch. I incorrectly used the infinitive.


Uh, there is no infinitive there. Both of those verbs are present indicative. Neither one is an infinitive.
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Fig. 5. Shulem, one of the king's principal waiters, as represented by the characters above his hand.
Fig. 6. Olimlah, a slave belonging to the prince.
Abraham is reasoning upon the principles of Astronomy, in the king's court.



How dare the Mormons call my god a slave! The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints commits blasphemy against the Egyptian religion and has slandered sacred papyri via their founding prophet. Sue them! Sue President Monson in a court of law! Walk on Hugh Nibley's grave and break his tombstone! They continue to publish slander in every copy of their false scriptures!

I thank God that Joseph Smith was put to death and I hope it hurt like hell when he fell to the ground and smashed his chin. Joseph Smith was the mother of liars and deserved to die. Kill him again!

Thank you Jesus. ;-)

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Trevor wrote:
Simon Belmont wrote:Good catch. I incorrectly used the infinitive.


Uh, there is no infinitive there. Both of those verbs are present indicative. Neither one is an infinitive.


ROTFL.

Shades, dad gum it, I need a smiley here! One of the rolley ones!
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Fig. 6. Olimlah, a slave belonging to the prince.
Abraham is reasoning upon the principles of Astronomy, in the king's court.



Liar!!! He is not a slave! How dare The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints insult my religion by calling Anubis a slave. Liar! Filthy Mormon religion against blacks!

Joseph Smith, I'm going to beat your ass when I come through the veil. You dirty SOB!

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harmony wrote:ROTFL.

Shades, dad gum it, I need a smiley here! One of the rolley ones!


I guess our friend Simon ran out of Latin quotations and decided to wing it.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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Trevor wrote:
harmony wrote:ROTFL.

Shades, dad gum it, I need a smiley here! One of the rolley ones!


I guess our friend Simon ran out of Latin quotations and decided to wing it.


I mistranslated one phrase, and I admitted it. I had not used a phrase like pray tell, or beeseech us in many years. Although I am quite educated in Latin, I did "wing" that one from memory (incorrectly, I freely admit).
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:The funny thing is that while these very few internet Mormons wage war on their own doubts, virtually none of their apologetic BS would stick to any chapel wall.

Especially Will's recent KEP BS. Can you imagine trying to teach that to the gospel doctrine class? No coffee for these over worked and under rested members would surely mean instant zoning out with 50% quickly falling into REM sleep.

Meldrumism is the only apologetic work that has received widespread acceptance within the rank and file membership.

Fair efforts are in vain.


William won't get far. His pony tail is a sure sign of his apostasy and love of drugs and sin, to say nothing of evil rock music. William was born in a hit of LSD! Isn't that right, brother William? Hahahaahahah!!

Pony tail boy!!! Hahahhaahahah!!!

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Re: Pissing on a Tree

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Simon Belmont wrote:I mistranslated one phrase, and I admitted it. I had not used a phrase like pray tell, or beeseech us in many years. Although I am quite educated in Latin, I did "wing" that one.


No problem, Simon. I am pleased someone is using the language of our dear Quirites on this humble board. Sorry to needle you about the small error. I hope you don't discontinue the Latin on this account, since I have been enjoying it immensely.
“I was hooked from the start,” Snoop Dogg said. “We talked about the purpose of life, played Mousetrap, and ate brownies. The kids thought it was off the hook, for real.”
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I mistranslated one phrase, and I admitted it. I had not used a phrase like pray tell, or beeseech us in many years. Although I am quite educated in Latin, I did "wing" that one


You're stupid, Simon boy. However, if you are a translator then you will tell us the name of the king in Facsimile No. 3. It's that simple. Can you do that? Or shall you go back to school for some more lessons? Perhaps those stupid school teachers at BYU such as Johnny boy Gee can tell you the name of the king if he can indeed read Egyptian like Joseph Smith could.

John Gee, what a joke! He is a liar and a dog.

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harmony wrote:ROTFL.

Shades, dad gum it, I need a smiley here! One of the rolley ones!


harmony,

Have you studied Latin? Perhaps you'd like to translate this phrase into English:

Nolite iudicare ut non iudicemini.
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