BYU 2011 Football Schedule Announced

[_The Mighty Builder]

Date - Sept 3, Day - Sat, Opponent - Utah State University, Place/Time1 - Provo, UT/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Sept 10, Day - Sat, Opponent - Southern Utah University, Place/Time1 - Cedar City, UT/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Sept 17, Day - Sat, Opponent - BYU-Hawaii Provo, UT, Place/Time1 - Provo, UT/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Sept 24, Day - Sat, Opponent - Southern Virginia University, Place/Time1 - Buena Vista, VA/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Oct 8, Day - Sat, Opponent - Weber State University, Place/Time1 - Provo, UT/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Oct 15, Day - Sat, Opponent - BYU-Idaho, Place/Time1 - Rexburg, ID/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Oct 22, Day - Sat, Opponent - Webster University3, Place/Time1 - Provo, UT/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Oct 29, Day - Sat, Opponent - Utah Valley University, Place/Time1 - Orem, UT/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Nov 5, Day - Sat, Opponent - University of Phoenix, SLC Campus4, Place/Time1 - Orem, UT/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Nov 12, Day - Sat, Opponent - Salt Lake Community College, SLC Campus5, Place/Time1 - Provo, UT/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Nov 19, Day - Sat, Opponent - LDS Business College6, Place/Time1 - Pioneer Park (SLC, UT)/TBD, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

Date - Nov 26, Day - Sat, Opponent - University of Utah7, Place/Time1 - Provo, UT/5:00 pm, Radio - KSL 102.7 FM/1160 AM, Television2 - KSL 5/KBYU 11

NOTES:
1 Mountain Time
2 Unless there is a Special Lawrence Welk Program in which case the Game will be Shown later at 11:00 pm
3 Webster University is an academic institution only therefore it is believed that they will forfeit the game by nonattendance.
4 University of Phoenix is an academic institution only therefore it is believed that they will forfeit the game by nonattendance. Those who plan on going to the game should be prepared to visit the City Creek Center Malls (though still under construction, Deseret Book is open).
5 Even though the SLCC does not have a football team they do have a Division III baseball team which we will play “Flag Football” against.
6 LDS Business College does not have a football team, so the winners of the Utah, Salt Lake City Area Elders Quorum “Flag Football” championship will represent LDS Business College. Note: Be prepare to view older athletes dying of heart attacks, Parental Guidance is Strongly Suggested.
7 Currently Scheduled unless the University of Utah has a Real Opponent that would decide their position in the PAC 10 Conference Standings. In which case we will play the looser of the Utah, Salt Lake City Area Elders Quorum “Flag Football” championship. Note: Again, be prepare to view older athletes dying of heart attacks, Parental Guidance is Strongly Suggested.

[_harmony]

I got all the way to BYU Hawaii before I realized it was a joke.

LOL

[_Joseph]

Can't be right, Bo Diddly Tech and Crabtree Corners Teachers College aren't on the schedule.

[_Hoops]

That was funny!

[_The Mighty Builder]

Maybe I should've had an all religious schedule where the honor of the different Jesus' would be fought for. You know, Catholic Jesus (Notre Dame) vs. Christian Jesus (Texas Christian University), Mormon Jesus (Brigham Young University) vs. Baptist Jesus (Baylor University), etc.

Probably the only way to find out who has the one and only true Jesus Church.

[_moksha]

Catholic Jesus (Notre Dame) vs. Christian Jesus (Texas Christian University), Mormon Jesus (Brigham Young University) vs. Baptist Jesus (Baylor University), etc.

Probably the only way to find out who has the one and only true Jesus Church.

Don't forget Brandeis, bet they would be the tops in Driedel competition.

[_Kevin Graham]

Doesn't matter who they play. During the final week of the season every BYU fan and his dog will be complaining that BYU isn't ranked in the top 3, no matter what their record is.

[_moksha]

Doesn't matter who they play. During the final week of the season every BYU fan and his dog will be complaining that BYU isn't ranked in the top 3, no matter what their record is.

That is because the scoreboard has shown its bias against the righteous Saints several times each season.