How Many Morgbots does it take to Change a Light Bulb?

[_Gadianton]

Eight!

Three to hold correlation and approve the project of changing the bulb along with a budget and timeline for completion; One to issue a calling for the capacity of the work of changing the bulb to be fulfilled within; One to be called to complete the work of changing the bulb; One to complete the final paper work for the bulb changing and mail to Salt Lake City with request for the project to be closed; One from the COB to approve the closure (granting no red flags); And one to get bent out of shape and complain to the Bishop that he should have been called to change the bulb since his patriarchal blessing clearly states that one day his good works will shine forth upon his brethren!

[_Doctor Scratch]

Excellent, Dean Robbers! But shouldn't there be one more, just to report the usage of the "epithet" to the moderators?

[_Inconceivable]

I don't know. I think you missed a few responsibilities.

Let's fill in the blanks:

Schedule the building
refreshments: gotta have those brownies and the god awful punch
Set up and take down the chair (generally a member of the Elders Quorum Presidency)
A presiding priesthood holder
opening prayer
song (conductor, piano player)
inspirational thought
musical number
the actual activity (if there is time - should take three, 2 witnesses and the screwer)
concluding remarks and testimony
song
prayer
cleanup detail (throw out the old bulb, paper plates & cups)

[_Joseph]

None. They don't use light bulbs because they are content to sit in the dark being fed BS cake.

[_The Nehor]

The finest work the faculty of Cassius University has ever produced.

[_Joseph Antley]

Wow. I had no idea our resident role-players were foaming with such bitter, ruthless rage. Scratch and Gadianton might consider going on anger management dates together before they spew another hate-filled frenzy.

[_MCB]

How many Mormons does it take to present a prophecy/doctrine that is beyond argument?

[_Joseph]

Antley, you garmies must be too tight. It's a joke, guy.

[_Darth J]

Bonus riddle:

You have 8 Morgbots in a room. You ask each of them to define what LDS Church doctrine is. How many answers will you get? (Hint: Pahoran has an MADB thread about this that is now several pages long.)

P.S. Professor Belmont (since you're now part of Cassius), I've been trying to remember if Freud ever said anything about unconscious masochism. Is that why you bring this on yourself? (But of course if it's unconscious, how would you know?)

[_Darth J]

Wow. I had no idea our resident role-players were foaming with such bitter, ruthless rage. Scratch and Gadianton might consider going on anger management dates together before they spew another hate-filled frenzy.

JA:

I do not share Joseph's invective in response to you, but Simon Belmont complained about members of the Church being called Morgbots, even though that wasn't happening on the board. We're teasing him.