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why me wrote:
Polygamy-Porter wrote:Let's see...

Harmony attends church on a regular basis, you do not.
Harmony accepts volunteer positions there(a.k.a. callings), you do not.
Harmony wear gamies(sorry if that is TMI harms), you do not.
Harmony pays fast offerings, you do not.
Harmony pays tithing, YOU DO NOT.


And harmony does all these things to keep the fascade going and her temple recommend intact. Hypocrite. And you are a hypocrite for defending her. And I can say this because over and over again you have called me a hypocrite but no where do I deceive people.

Harmony believes Joseph Smith is a false prophet and BY too. If she would make this announcement in RS or anywhere in the church, she would be in the bishop's office. But she is silent.


Harmony is far far FAR less of a hypocrite than you are.

Hey hustle your fat lazy ass over to the gym. Lucinda has a rope that you can piss up.
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MsJack wrote:I wish God would give me one of these polyandry tests.

I would totally pass.

MsJack, I guess that means I could say I would totally pass the polygamy test...

But would you still pass the test if the Mormon prophet came to you and said he needs to marry you? Or if he came to you and said, "I need you to marry Elder Uchtdorf?" What about Elder Bednar?

Mormon polyandry is not about you going out to da club (as Mr. Stak would put it) and cherry picking what you please. It has nothing at all to do with girl power and everything to do with man power.

On the other hand, if you want to go on with the unauthorized, non-Mormon version of polyandry, that is a totally different issue.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:I have read eyewitness reports that Joe would crap in his hand and throw it at detractors that taunted him in jail.

Dude, even if I had a gun that would make me start running the other way real fast. I commend Joseph for such a great tactic. I once heard of a missionary inserting some of this into the bathtub while his companion was in the tub. Let me just say he did not put it in there with his hand.
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zeezrom wrote:Why me,

I know a number of people who believe like you (I think). They realize that Joseph made some mistakes (albeit bad ones) but still think the overall mission is God's true mission. Maybe harmony's idea is another version of this.

Why do you say, "Unbelievable." ? People do this all the time.

I thought the real reason people call you a hypocrite is because of your actions (i.e. not going to church but defending it). Whaaasuuuup?

Similar to the reasons people call me a hypocrite I guess. I go to church but don't believe. So you and I are actually in the same boat just opposite ends of the spectrum. Maybe we could hang out?


A person is not a hypocrite unless they pretend to be something that they are not. Harmony is a hypocrite because she pretends to believe so she can keep her recommend. But she doesn' t believe in the lds church at all. It is all mirrors. By the way, I do go to church but I am not active in accepting callings, giving talks, wearing garments, paying tithing etc. And the members know it. I am not a hypocrite. And they know, the ones that I know, that I attend the catholic church.
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why me wrote:By the way, I do go to church but I am not active in accepting callings, giving talks, wearing garments, paying tithing etc. And the members know it. I am not a hypocrite. And they know, the ones that I know, that I attend the catholic church.
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why me wrote: I do go to church but I am not active in accepting callings, giving talks, wearing garments, paying tithing etc. And the members know it. I am not a hypocrite. And they know, the ones that I know, that I attend the catholic church.

That's cool. Would you crap on your hand and throw it jail guards? Just curious.

Yeah, I pretend to believe when I really don't. I'm faking it till I make it but unfortunately for me, I can't seem to make it. Yeah, I'm a hypocrite. But man, I sure love to go on walks and ride my mountain bike. I like Greek food to. How about you? Will you hang out with me?
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Ms Jack wrote:Besides, he attends the Catholic church and hasn't attended the LDS church for years, so for him to lecture harmony on what to do in Relief Society is just precious.

Also, please accept my belated welcome to MormonDiscussions.com

Ah-hah. I wondered about why me. Interesting.
And thank you very much! :) I'm very happy to have found it!

Polygamy Porter wrote:Hey hustle your fat lazy ass over to the gym. Lucinda has a rope that you can piss up.

Hahaha!!!! Seriously, you crack me up!! I'm sorry--I guess I was feeling a little feisty that day.
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zeezrom wrote:But would you still pass the test if the Mormon prophet came to you and said he needs to marry you? Or if he came to you and said, "I need you to marry Elder Uchtdorf?" What about Elder Bednar?

I would pass with Uchtdorf for sure!

Monson and Bednar . . . not so much.

zeezrom wrote:Mormon polyandry is not about you going out to da club (as Mr. Stak would put it) and cherry picking what you please. It has nothing at all to do with girl power and everything to do with man power.

I completely agree, Zeezrom. My participation in this thread has not been of a serious nature.
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MsJack wrote:I would pass with Uchtdorf for sure!



Not so fast MsJack. I heard Uchtdorf is into some kinky role playing.
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why me wrote:A person is not a hypocrite unless they pretend to be something that they are not. Harmony is a hypocrite because she pretends to believe so she can keep her recommend. But she doesn' t believe in the lds church at all. It is all mirrors. By the way, I do go to church but I am not active in accepting callings, giving talks, wearing garments, paying tithing etc. And the members know it. I am not a hypocrite. And they know, the ones that I know, that I attend the catholic church.


1. My bishop knows. That's why he's okay with me only having 2 callings, neither of which put me into close contact with ward members. I am not even a visiting teacher; I detest RS, for the exact reason Pres Monson was so stern with the sisters last weekend.

2. I am a fully invested member of the LDS church, which means I am temple endowed, I pay my tithes and offerings, I accept callings, and I give talks. I do it all my way. I love this church, and it is one of the most disappointing aspects of my life that the church is so far outside what it could be... and what it should be. I am ashamed of the church and embarrassed to be a member because of the stupid decisions of our leadesr far more often than I am proud of my membership (keep in mind, I am a convert. I'm what I am because I WANT to be a member, not because I was born to it).

3. My issues with the church do not include much of what upsets others. I care about the history only as far as it impacts what is important to me: equality for women, open financial records, and helping the poor and afflicted.

If all that makes me a hypocrite, then your definition is substantially different from mine.
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