Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
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_harmony
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
You might want to take a little field trip together... get Grandma to babysit the kids and go to a spa that has couple's massages and treatments, or a weekend away in a cozy bed and breakfast, or a romantic dinner in a nice restaurant, or maybe to Victoria's Secret for some pretty lingerie. Or maybe all 4! That's a little couple's therapy most women would really enjoy!
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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_Doctor CamNC4Me
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
harmony wrote:You might want to take a little field trip together... get Grandma to babysit the kids and go to a spa that has couple's massages and treatments, or a weekend away in a cozy bed and breakfast, or a romantic dinner in a nice restaurant, or maybe to Victoria's Secret for some pretty lingerie. Or maybe all 4! That's a little couple's therapy most women would really enjoy!
Hello,
Yes. Be sure to spend a lot of money on her so you can have sex!
C'mon, man...
V/R
Dr. Cam
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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_Hoops
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:harmony wrote:You might want to take a little field trip together... get Grandma to babysit the kids and go to a spa that has couple's massages and treatments, or a weekend away in a cozy bed and breakfast, or a romantic dinner in a nice restaurant, or maybe to Victoria's Secret for some pretty lingerie. Or maybe all 4! That's a little couple's therapy most women would really enjoy!
Hello,
Yes. Be sure to spend a lot of money on her so you can have sex!
C'mon, man...
V/R
Dr. Cam
Yeah, no sh$t.
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_Dr. Shades
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
Hoops wrote:Yeah, no sh$t.
Hoops, please CLICK HERE, paying very careful attention to the underlined text.
Then go thou and sin no more.
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
--Louis Midgley
--Louis Midgley
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
Dr. Shades wrote:Hoops wrote:Yeah, no sh$t.
Hoops, please CLICK HERE, paying very careful attention to the underlined text.
Then go thou and sin no more.
Oops. Sorry.
And here I was already cleansed once. Now I have to be cleansed all over again.
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_harmony
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:harmony wrote:You might want to take a little field trip together... get Grandma to babysit the kids and go to a spa that has couple's massages and treatments, or a weekend away in a cozy bed and breakfast, or a romantic dinner in a nice restaurant, or maybe to Victoria's Secret for some pretty lingerie. Or maybe all 4! That's a little couple's therapy most women would really enjoy!
Hello,
Yes. Be sure to spend a lot of money on her so you can have sex!
C'mon, man...
V/R
Dr. Cam
Think of it as an investment in a contented future.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
Hello,
Marriage?
Noooooooooo... Thank you, Madame.
V/R
Dr. Cam
Marriage?
Noooooooooo... Thank you, Madame.
V/R
Dr. Cam
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
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_harmony
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Hello,
Marriage?
Noooooooooo... Thank you, Madame.
V/R
Dr. Cam
Try again, Cam.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
Baker wrote:Porn is a tragedy. The complete objectification of women as objects of sexual gratification is shameful. Sexual intimacy absent emotional intimacy is base and vapid. Women are to be admired as much (and hopefully more) for their worth as fellow and equal human beings as for their physical appearance. Shame on any father of daughters who darkens his mind with such filth!
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
"There is no shame in watching porn." - why me, 08/15/11
"The answer is: ...poontang." - darricktevenson, 01/10/11
Daniel Peterson is a "Gap-Toothed Lizard Man" - Daniel Peterson, 12/06/08
Copyright© 1915 Simon Belmont, Esq., All Rights Up Your Butt.
"The answer is: ...poontang." - darricktevenson, 01/10/11
Daniel Peterson is a "Gap-Toothed Lizard Man" - Daniel Peterson, 12/06/08
Copyright© 1915 Simon Belmont, Esq., All Rights Up Your Butt.
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_harmony
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Re: Divorce is in the air (wife caught me looking at porn)
selek wrote:Baker wrote:Porn is a tragedy. The complete objectification of women as objects of sexual gratification is shameful. Sexual intimacy absent emotional intimacy is base and vapid. Women are to be admired as much (and hopefully more) for their worth as fellow and equal human beings as for their physical appearance. Shame on any father of daughters who darkens his mind with such filth!
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Why not protest? The porn industry is a disgrace.
(Nevo, Jan 23) And the Melchizedek Priesthood may not have been restored until the summer of 1830, several months after the organization of the Church.