Rambo is a god!
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_Darth J
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Rambo is a god!
I wonder if a girl has ever said that to him, though.
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_Rambo
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Re: Rambo is a god!
Darth J wrote:I wonder if a girl has ever said that to him, though.
haha thanks Darth.
Let's see girls have said..... ok I won't get into it :)
It has just been over a year since I have been here and I have learned more about Mormonism and myself in the past year than I have in the past 10 years. Thankyou to everyone that is so knowledgeable and answering my annoying questions.
Shades thankyou for putting up with my bad grammar and spelling. I promise to read your thread :)
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_Darth J
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Rambo, I like to think that we have shared a journey into apostasy during the time I have been here. Congratulations on your exaltation.
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_Blixa
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All hail the newly minted god...
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_Jersey Girl
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Ah, Rambo, we knew ye when ye were but a wee bonnie godlet. Congrats on going full strength!
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_Dr. Shades
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Rambo wrote:Shades thankyou for putting up with my bad grammar and spelling.
You're welcome.
I promise to read your thread :)
The sooner, the better!
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"
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_sock puppet
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Rambo, congratulations. You're a welcome addition to gods in the firmament.
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_Buffalo
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I just sacrificed two rams and a turtledove to the great god Rambo.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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Re: Rambo is a god!
Buffalo wrote:I just sacrificed two rams and a turtledove to the great god Rambo.
But, Buffalo, he wanted you to give him virgins.
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_Rambo
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sock puppet wrote:Buffalo wrote:I just sacrificed two rams and a turtledove to the great god Rambo.
But, Buffalo, he wanted you to give him virgins.
Buffalo, for your blasphemous sacrifice I curse you with impotence. Even viagra or any other drug will not help you. Now go and fetch me 7 virgins and they all have to be pleasing unto me.
Sock Puppet, you are a wise and faithful servant. Go spread forth the word of Rambo and have others give virgins unto me :) If you do this I will grant unto you the kingdom of heaven and your posperity will be blessed with gaint pen... ok I should keep this PG.