Rambo is a god!
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_Redefined
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Re: Rambo is a god!
Congratulations Rambo! If only those Canadian lasses knew of the effort you put in here to become a God, maybe they'd be just as impressed?? :P
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_Buffalo
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Re: Rambo is a god!
sock puppet wrote:Buffalo wrote:I just sacrificed two rams and a turtledove to the great god Rambo.
But, Buffalo, he wanted you to give him virgins.
I couldn't find any virgins. What about Virginians?
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_Buffalo
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Re: Rambo is a god!
Rambo wrote:
Buffalo, for your blasphemous sacrifice I curse you with impotence. Even viagra or any other drug will not help you. Now go and fetch me 7 virgins and they all have to be pleasing unto me.
Sock Puppet, you are a wise and faithful servant. Go spread forth the word of Rambo and have others give virgins unto me :) If you do this I will grant unto you the kingdom of heaven and your posperity will be blessed with gaint pen... ok I should keep this PG.
Lord, I couldn't find any. You can take your pick of 7 Virgos, 7 Virginians, or 7 Volvos. Have mercy, Lord.
Parley P. Pratt wrote:We must lie to support brother Joseph, it is our duty to do so.
B.R. McConkie, © Intellectual Reserve wrote:There are those who say that revealed religion and organic evolution can be harmonized. This is both false and devilish.
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_Some Schmo
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Re: Rambo is a god!
Rambo wrote: Buffalo, for your blasphemous sacrifice I curse you with impotence.
Translation:
Rambo: He drew first blood, not me.
Buffalo: Look Johnny, let me come in and get you the hell out of there...
Rambo: He drew first blood...
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Way to go, Rambo. Welcome to the "I've spent way too much time here" club!
God belief is for people who don't want to live life on the universe's terms.