Time to Call It: "Witnesses" is a Box Office Flop

[Moksha]

An NDE survivor seeks to return to the Pearly Gates with the help of a dowsing rod.

[Everybody Wang Chung]

Maybe a film about Midgley, DCP and Gee:

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

[drumdude]

An NDE survivor seeks to return to the Pearly Gates with the help of a dowsing rod.

You have to work in guerrilla warfare, tapirs, and chiasmus.

[Moksha]

An NDE survivor seeks to return to the Pearly Gates with the help of a dowsing rod.

You have to work in guerrilla warfare, tapirs, and chiasmus.

Of course! A tapir reciting chiasmus would be a compelling scene.

[Dr Exiled]

"The Midge: Policing The New Zealand Narrative, a Stalking Story." Come see the Midge and his travels to New Zealand to correct the uppity Maori wanabe, so-called scholar. See how he magically inserts himself into a happy marriage in defense of his misguided narrative. Everyone will love how he rules the roost, ordering his daughters around. Don't be late with his meals or his bran. Rated PG-13 for language.

[Dr Moore]

Actually, a documentary about Gee and Gay family would be an incredible thing to produce. If what I learned this week about Gee’s path to PhD and BYU professorship is true, it would be Netflix material.

[Res Ipsa]

"The Midge: Policing The New Zealand Narrative, a Stalking Story." Come see the Midge and his travels to New Zealand to correct the uppity Maori wanabe, so-called scholar. See how he magically inserts himself into a happy marriage in defense of his misguided narrative. Everyone will love how he rules the roost, ordering his daughters around. Don't be late with his meals or his bran. Rated PG-13 for language.

A tragi-comedy?

[IHAQ]

Actually, a documentary about Gee and Gay family would be an incredible thing to produce. If what I learned this week about Gee’s path to PhD and BYU professorship is true, it would be Netflix material.

Oh come on man! You know you can't do that...

[Kishkumen]

Actually, a documentary about Gee and Gay family would be an incredible thing to produce. If what I learned this week about Gee’s path to PhD and BYU professorship is true, it would be Netflix material.

Yes! THAT would be interesting indeed.

[Moksha]

Actually, a documentary about Gee and Gay family would be an incredible thing to produce. If what I learned this week about Gee’s path to PhD and BYU professorship is true, it would be Netflix material.

Can you give us a hint of the plot?