What Mormons women don't know, and are never told

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_daheshism
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What Mormons women don't know, and are never told

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Dear Mormon women,

I think you have the right to know the following:

*When I was a Mormon, I was told by every single Mormon man I knew, when I asked them "Do you think you'll have many wives and have sex with your spirit-daughters too?" I was told: "Well, of course! That's the great thing about becoming a God!" or something like that. Granted, many younger Mormons don't believe this, but ONLY because they've never been taught it. Had they been taught it, they'd believe it.

When I was a young Mormon, I could not find a Mormon male under the age 30 who did NOT believe they were going to have sex with their most beautiful spirit-daughters...just like God the
Father did to Mary.

My question to YOU, Dear Mormon woman, is:

1) Do you believe that a Mormon male can have oral sex with women and girls, at the same time HE dated you, and he will still become a God? Because _____they_____ absolutely believe they will.

2) ARE YOU PREPARED to "share" your husband sexually with other females, and even some of your own most beautiful spirit-daughters, in the Celestial Kingdom? Are you prepared to share your bed with them?

3) Have you ASKED your husband the following questions?

a) Did you have sex of any kind with other women while you were dating me?
b) Do you expect to have additional wives in the Celestial Kingdom?
c) Do you expect to have sex with some of our spirit-daughters, as God the Father had sex with Mary in order to produce a Savior?

Of course, you WON'T ask! You don't want to "ruin" things. Because you don't want to hear the truth in his answers, or his lies.
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daheshism wrote: Do you believe that a Mormon male can have oral sex with women and girls, at the same time HE dated you, and he will still become a God? Because _____they_____ absolutely believe they will.

BS. Mormon men, almost without exception, think oral sex (outside marriage) is a serious sin whether some of them do it or not. Most feel guilty when they do it and figure that they would need to repent if they wanted to enter the CK.
You are really full of BS.
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Tarski wrote:Mormon men, almost without exception, think oral sex is serious sin whether some of them do it or not. Most feel guilty when they do and figure that they would need to repend if they wanted to enter the CK.

What about the single Mormon men?
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Tarski wrote:Mormon men, almost without exception, think oral sex is serious sin whether some of them do it or not. Most feel guilty when they do and figure that they would need to repent if they wanted to enter the CK.

What about the single Mormon men?


llol

That's who I am talking about. Active believing single Mormon men and oral sex outside of marriage.
Perhaps a few married ones also think oral sex is a sin even in marriage.
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*When I was a Mormon, I was told by every single Mormon man I knew, when I asked them "Do you think you'll have many wives and have sex with your spirit-daughters too?" I was told: "Well, of course! That's the great thing about becoming a God!" or something like that. Granted, many younger Mormons don't believe this, but ONLY because they've never been taught it. Had they been taught it, they'd believe it.


I'm an "older" Mormon, active all my life, and I've never heard that taught nor have I heard anyone express that belief. I think you're lying and added in "spirit-daughters" just so you would have a case.
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daheshism wrote:GOOD LUCK Mormon women, being exalted with these men when you could have had me. You're gonna need it. One day you'll regret rejecting creepy me!!!! I will have the last laugh!!!!!!!!


Edited to add creepy subtext.
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bcspace wrote:
*When I was a Mormon, I was told by every single Mormon man I knew, when I asked them "Do you think you'll have many wives and have sex with your spirit-daughters too?" I was told: "Well, of course! That's the great thing about becoming a God!" or something like that. Granted, many younger Mormons don't believe this, but ONLY because they've never been taught it. Had they been taught it, they'd believe it.


I'm an "older" Mormon, active all my life, and I've never heard that taught nor have I heard anyone express that belief. I think you're lying and added in "spirit-daughters" just so you would have a case.


Agreed, sex with spirit daughters is pushing it. I have never heard that either.
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Agreed, sex with spirit daughters is pushing it. I have never heard that either.


That's because this is Darrick's sick interpretation of the gospel.

Jesus is THE Savior for ALL mankind. Even if we all have our own planets, each planet does not need its own savior.

Darrick, and anyone else who believes this fails to realize the magnitude of Christ's sacrifice. He atoned for ALL mankind's sins so that NO ONE ELSE WOULD EVER HAVE TO. That was the point.
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liz3564 wrote:
Agreed, sex with spirit daughters is pushing it. I have never heard that either.


That's because this is Darrick's sick interpretation of the gospel.

Jesus is THE Savior for ALL mankind. Even if we all have our own planets, each planet does not need its own savior.

Darrick, and anyone else who believes this fails to realize the magnitude of Christ's sacrifice. He atoned for ALL mankind's sins so that NO ONE ELSE WOULD EVER HAVE TO. That was the point.

Of course, this is a better doctrine but I have heard the each planet has its own svaiour thing in church a few times.

Anyway, I have to point out that there is a sort of "anthropic principle" type thinking that would say that since the chances of a random person being born on the very planet where the savior for all the planets came is vanishingly small and since we can expect false Christs on any planet, it seems rational for any given person to bet that he or she is not on the planet with the real savior.


Either that or the whole story is just that; another man made story. That hypothesis explains everything neatly.
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Tarski wrote:Of course, this is a better doctrine but I have heard the each planet has its own svaiour thing in church a few times.



I believe Brigham Young introduced this concept as part and parcel of his Adam-God teachings.

Unfortunately, I am not aware of President Young's ever reconciling his view with D&C 76:24, which seems to be more along the lines of what Liz suggests.

Interestingly, several of Brigham's novel concepts are embraced and perpetuated by those who simultaneously denounce his idea that Adam is the God of this world.

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