10 Mormons Myths that have "bit the dust"

[_Daheshist]

1. The Ten Lost Tribes live at the North Pole.
2. The Earth flys through space on wings
3. The Native Americans are the principle ancestors of Lehi the Jew and Ishmael the Arab
4. The Negro will never get the Priesthood until after the Millennium is over.
5. The Church is the fastest growing religion on Earth (which is a sign from God that it is true). Note: The LDS Church has never been close to being the fastest growing religion or church in the U.S. or anywhere.
6. The Brethren have the Spirit of Discernment which means to try to fool them is like trying to fool God (Mark Hofmann fooled them...so I guess Hofmann fooled God)
7. A Temple in Jackson County will be built on the Temple Lot before the generation living in 1832 are all dead.
8. Jesus will return before all those living in 1832 die (many of whom were promised in Patriarchal blessings they would not taste death until the Savior returned.....so I guess they never "tasted" their own deaths)
9. The Temple Endowment Ceremony is inspired of God and will never be added to or subtracted from.
10. Mormon bishops have the Spirit of Discernment and can tell who lies to them and who is telling them the truth. (bawwwhahahahahahaahahahahahah...!!!)

Some popular Mormon myths still pepetuated in the Church...

*Mormon women cannot "sin" in that they cannot lie nor can they do anything immoral unless "forced" to do so by an evil male (bwaaaaahahahahahahahahah!)

*"Wealth" is a sign that God has blessed you so you "Must be living the Gospel" and poverty is a sign that God has not blessed you so "You must NOT be living the Gospel."

*"New Light" received by Mormon leaders corrects the mistakes of the past (until future Mormon leaders call the current "New Light" also to be "mistakes of the past")

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