Why Darrick is obsessed with fat women

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Why Darrick is obsessed with fat women

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Asking me why I write about fat Mormon women all the time, is like an actor asking other actors in character in "The Walking Dead" why they are "obsessed" with zombies.
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Daheshist wrote:Asking me why I write about fat Mormon women all the time, is like an actor asking other actors in character in "The Walking Dead" why they are "obsessed" with zombies.



Cool scne from "Zombieland"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_L0PstDP2c

Maybe this is why you never see a fat zombie in any movie -- don't recall any from Resident Evil, any of the remakes of Night of the Living Dead, Planet Terror or even Shaun of the Dead. They get eaten to quick to transform.

Just wondering if anyone like Stephanie Meyer ever plans on creating a story around a zombie that is nice and romantic. Vampires have wound up being transformed so much that when I showed a scene from Nosferatu to my daughter she merely replied, "That does not look like a vampire." Since 1922 vampires evolved from blood-sucking corpses to Edward from Twilight. Maybe someone needs to do the same for zombies.
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Vampires have wound up being transformed so much that when I showed a scene from Nosferatu to my daughter she merely replied, "That does not look like a vampire." Since 1922 vampires evolved from blood-sucking corpses to Edward from Twilight. Maybe someone needs to do the same for zombies.

Seen Shadow of the Vampire? William DaFoe breathes new life into the old, shriveled-up vamp from Nosferatu. In fact he pretty much steals the show.
http://www.amazon.com/Shadow-Vampire-Jo ... 709&sr=8-1
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http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi1182925081/

Sounds like a fun movie! Better yet both of the main actors are Republicans from what I understand.
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Malkovich and DaFoe are Republicans? Fascinating.

There's an episode of Beavis and Butthead that devotes serious discussion to the supernatural role of Bella in the Twilight books. They argue that since Edward is a vampire and Jacob is a werewolf, Bella must therefore be a zombie. The fact that she pretty much does nothing but stand around with her mouth hanging open is the clincher.
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Corpsegrinder wrote:Malkovich and DaFoe are Republicans? Fascinating.


Everyone knows Malkovich has loopy political ideas. But Willem DaFoe, a republican? Read up on the Wooster collective, for starters...
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Re: Why Darrick is obsessed with fat women

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You know Darrick fat people need loving too.

Plus there's more cushin for the pushin!

You know once you go fat you can't got back :)

Did anybody call fat Mormon girls sweet spirits?

Fat people are in shape, you know rounds a shape.
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Re: Why Darrick is obsessed with fat women

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Darrick can I PLEASE be your roommate. I'll let you live for free.
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Re: Why Darrick is obsessed with fat women

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Corpsegrinder wrote:Malkovich and DaFoe are Republicans? Fascinating.

There's an episode of Beavis and Butthead that devotes serious discussion to the supernatural role of Bella in the Twilight books. They argue that since Edward is a vampire and Jacob is a werewolf, Bella must therefore be a zombie. The fact that she pretty much does nothing but stand around with her mouth hanging open is the clincher.


Opps made a mistake. Its Robert Duvall, not William Dafoe, who is a Republican. Some gestalt letter mixup there. Malkovich is a Republican though. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1311976/posts

Hate having to use a site like FR as a source, but it came up.
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Re: Why Darrick is obsessed with fat women

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I don't like it when other people criticize other people about their weight. A lot of people are overweight mainly because of their genetic make-up. There are some legitimate things to criticize the Mormon Church about, but to go and criticize some Mormon women because they are overweight is disgusting, horrible, and mean-spirited.
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