5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World

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_keithb
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5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World

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http://www.cracked.com/article_19520_5-insane-ways-fear-masturbation-shaped-modern-world.html

I thought that the part about Boy Scouts was particularly interesting.
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Re: 5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World

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So, guys got to have their dicks mutilated and wear silver chastity belts to stop masturbation, but women got to go to the doctor and actually get masturbated by him as a cure for some catchall diagnosis of "hysteria"?

Wow, friggin ladies get all the breaks. ;-)
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Re: 5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World

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Thank goodness modern LDS perceptions on masturbation are formed from revelation and not the anti-masturbation culture of the early 20th century.
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cinepro wrote:Thank goodness modern LDS perceptions on masturbation are formed from revelation and not the anti-masturbation culture of the early 20th century.


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cinepro wrote:Thank goodness modern LDS perceptions on masturbation are formed from revelation and not the anti-masturbation culture of the early 20th century.


Excellent point.
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Re: 5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World

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Personally, I am glad god forced men to be circumcised because now I have a cool Darth Vader helmet on my genitals. This would not have been possible without the wisdom of our prophets.
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