BYU-Idaho bans skinny jeans | The Student Review

[_The Mormon Report]

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BYU-Idaho bans skinny jeans | The Student Review

[_DarkHelmet]

It's nice to know the church isn't obsessed with outward appearances.

[_zeezrom]

Skinny jeans are really form-fitting, like jeggings, which are technically leggings,” said BYU-Idaho student Rachel Taylor. “They show a lot of curves

So, so sad.

[_harmony]

Skinny jeans are really form-fitting, like jeggings, which are technically leggings,” said BYU-Idaho student Rachel Taylor. “They show a lot of curves

So, so sad.

My granddaughters wear these jeans. If my mega conservative son allows them, then there must be nothing wrong with them.

I love it when the Brethren are publically stupid. It shows such revelatory prowess.

[_sock puppet]

Skinny jeans are really form-fitting, like jeggings, which are technically leggings,” said BYU-Idaho student Rachel Taylor. “They show a lot of curves

So, so sad.

Oh, my. God made BYU-I students with curves. Heaven forbid. Call the Mormon Temperance Society and the Church Lady at once.

[_Willy Law]

I raise my right hand and sustain this decision by my spiritual leaders. I wish others would follow the lead of our inspired leaders and get rid of this vile trend in clothing.

If they were truly inspired they would also ban those God awful lug boots

[_Buffalo]

The muppets who run BYU must have sphincters that could crush diamonds.

[_just me]

Wait. So what about people who are super skinny and curve-less?

Are there bodies allowed to wear skinny jeans? Is it the curves that are evil or the jeans?

I'm confused!

[_DarkHelmet]

I think skinny jeans look dumb, but why is the church the fashion police? I also think earrings on guys is stupid. So is the church going to ban that too? Oh wait...

[_DarkHelmet]

Wait. So what about people who are super skinny and curve-less?

Are there bodies allowed to wear skinny jeans? Is it the curves that are evil or the jeans?

I'm confused!

That's like saying you have a high tolerance for alcohol, so you should be able to have a beer without breaking the WoW. The skinny jeans ban is for all, not just the curvy people. The lord does not make exceptions. Skinny jeans are gateway trousers. You may think you can avoid the temptation because you are skinny and they fit you well, but don't be deceived by the adversary.