LIARS, damn LIARS. 14 million members IS_A_LIE!

[_Polygamy-Porter]

The Mormon church has 14 million people that either attend on a regular basis, seldom, or NEVER.

A fair number of those 14 million are from records of people that they cannot locate to see if they are even STILL ALIVE, or are younger than 110 years old.

Come on you lying bastards! Come clean!

http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#/vi ... e-look.cnn

[_Shulem]

Count me in as one of the 14 million. I'm still a member and think the church is a cult and jezzus was a nut-case. And I have sex with gay boys, quite often.

But I'm still a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-days Saints. Count ME!

Yeah! I'm a Mormon!!



Paul O

[_Polygamy-Porter]

Count me in as one of the 14 million. I'm still a member and think the church is a cult and jezzus was a nut-case. And I have sex with gay boys, quite often.

But I'm still a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-days Saints. Count ME!

Yeah! I'm a Mormon!!



Paul O

LOL PAULO

Me too.

I have not paid tithing, nor have I or my children attended ANY meetings since 2004.

Damn lying cult.

[_Bond James Bond]

I assume closer to 5 mil active.

[_RockSlider]

LOL PAULO

Me too.

Dang, is this Polygamy coming out?

[_Polygamy-Porter]

LOL PAULO

Me too.

Dang, is this Polygamy coming out?

Nope. Sorry Rock SLIDER lol.

[_Shulem]

Me too.

I have not paid tithing, nor have I or my children attended ANY meetings since 2004.

Damn lying cult.

My exwife recently married a nonMormon and is having lots of happy sex and has dropped the church. My three kids have also dropped the church.

I'm so grateful for my many blessings and that my children have made the right choice. Thank my lucky stars -- the Mormon church is on the bottom of everyone's list.

I shredded every goddamn Mormon thing I own accept for the geneology papers and books. I kept those. I shredded my patriarchal blessing and all my mission crap. It's toast! Goodbye jezzus! You bloody liar! I'm glad you're dead!

Paul O

[_moksha]

Porter, how do you know we aren't referring to theoretical members when we mention the 14 million plus? Do you have some bias against theoretical people? That would make you a theorist.

[_ludwigm]

The Mormon church has 14 million people ...
Come clean!

- Doctor, my friends of same age are boasting "twice a week, thrice a week", and I can only once a month! What should I do?
- Tell them one more than their number...

[_Bond James Bond]

Porter, how do you know we aren't referring to theoretical members when we mention the 14 million plus? Do you have some bias against theoretical people? That would make you a theorist.

Lolz. That reminds me of the Flight of the Conchords comedic sketch (before song begins-first couple of minutes) where one of the band members said that because he was unable to have children he chose to imagine them and that it was very rewarding.