I have it on great authority that Mormon Jesus is GAY.
6. I say unto The Mighty Builder, hast thou ought not better to do? Is there not sufficient labor in the vineyard? Or canst thou not turn thine excess of energies unto Angry Birds or something?
7. For it is expedient that thou should consider Angry Birds, even as thou are like unto them,
8. Verily, consider the birds of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feeds them,
9. And how often would I have gathered you, even as a hen gathers her chickens under her wings,
10. Yea, for this cause do birds suddenly appear every time thou art near,
11. Even as I, so do they long to be close to thee.
12. Yet I, the Lord, appeared as an humble carpenter.
REALLY! Mormon Jesus is GAY! What happened to all this Mormon Jesus got him some Mary and Martha. Who knew that the Twelve Apostles were truly one with Mormon Jesus (if you know what I mean). Were they one with you one at a time or several at once?