Top 10 Signs That DCP Was Going To Be Fired From The M.I.

[_Everybody Wang Chung]

10. His desk was moved out by the dumpster next to the Cougareat Food Court.

9.The only Maxwell Institute meetings he could get was with Hugh Nibley’s ghost.

8. The M.I.'s paperboy asked DCP for his Christmas tip early.

7. "I'm with DCP" T-shirts were removed from gift shop.

6. During his last meeting, Bradford said, "I thought we fired your ass."

5. When introduced, Oaks said, "You the guy they're losing?"

4. In 1540, Nostradamus wrote, "A fat guy with a Hitler mustache will have an epic meltdown and get fired from the Maxwell Institute."

3. Dallin H. Oaks told DCP he could give him a great reference to work at Hot Dog on a Stick in the Provo mall.

2. DCP was asked to appear on the Oprah show about Maxwell Institute employees who've been fired.

1. Even Droopy wouldn't return his phone calls.

[_Valentinus]

I would like to have this posted in the General Discussions forum as a sticky right under Nemesis' nonsense.