MDB Haiku

The catch-all forum for general topics and debates. Minimal moderation. Rated PG to PG-13.
Post Reply
_Bob Loblaw
_Emeritus
Posts: 3323
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:26 am

MDB Haiku

Post by _Bob Loblaw »

Inspired by Kishkumen, I'm interested in haiku that describes MDB or Mormonism or apologetics. Here's a first stab at an MDB haiku:

Leftist bigotry,
Cotton light, Spring's Mormon Lay
Official doctrine
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS

"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
_Fence Sitter
_Emeritus
Posts: 8862
Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2010 3:49 pm

Re: MDB Haiku

Post by _Fence Sitter »

Arbitrary Mods.
Sanctimonious posters
Regards, Wade Englund
"Any over-ritualized religion since the dawn of time can make its priests say yes, we know, it is rotten, and hard luck, but just do as we say, keep at the ritual, stick it out, give us your money and you'll end up with the angels in heaven for evermore."
_Morley
_Emeritus
Posts: 3542
Joined: Mon Apr 25, 2011 6:19 pm

Re: MDB Haiku

Post by _Morley »

my heavy heart droops
the Brooks liberally flow
and fuel invective
_Molok
_Emeritus
Posts: 1832
Joined: Thu Jun 03, 2010 4:31 am

Re: MDB Haiku

Post by _Molok »

Yea, when Darth J speaks
Words of truth ring in my ears
The thinking is done.
_Sethbag
_Emeritus
Posts: 6855
Joined: Thu Feb 22, 2007 10:52 am

Re: MDB Haiku

Post by _Sethbag »

mopologetics
spewing B.S. with no end
helped finish my faith
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
_LDSToronto
_Emeritus
Posts: 2515
Joined: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:11 am

Re: MDB Haiku

Post by _LDSToronto »

Riding his tapir
Or a deer, unknown hooved beast
Maxwell clops Dan P.
"Others cannot endure their own littleness unless they can translate it into meaningfulness on the largest possible level."
~ Ernest Becker
"Whether you think of it as heavenly or as earthly, if you love life immortality is no consolation for death."
~ Simone de Beauvoir
_Bob Loblaw
_Emeritus
Posts: 3323
Joined: Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:26 am

Re: MDB Haiku

Post by _Bob Loblaw »

Angry corpulence,
Winter's bad haircut framing
Jealous academic
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS

"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
_Drifting
_Emeritus
Posts: 7306
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:52 am

Re: MDB Haiku

Post by _Drifting »

Wind in the chamber
Silence in the brain
Another Conference anti-climatic claim

(I missed didn't I?)
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric

"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
_Kishkumen
_Emeritus
Posts: 21373
Joined: Sat Dec 13, 2008 10:00 pm

Re: MDB Haiku

Post by _Kishkumen »

Drifting wrote:Wind in the chamber
Silence in the brain
Another Conference anti-climatic claim

(I missed didn't I?)


Wind in the chamber
Conference anti-climax
Silence in the brain
Last edited by Guest on Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:54 pm, edited 1 time in total.
"Petition wasn’t meant to start a witch hunt as I’ve said 6000 times." ~ Hanna Seariac, LDS apologist
_Drifting
_Emeritus
Posts: 7306
Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:52 am

Re: MDB Haiku

Post by _Drifting »

Kishkumen wrote:
Drifting wrote:Wind in the chamber
Silence in the brain
Another Conference anti-climatic claim

(I missed didn't I?)


Wind in the chamber
Conf'rence anti-climax
Silence in the brain


Thank you.
“We look to not only the spiritual but also the temporal, and we believe that a person who is impoverished temporally cannot blossom spiritually.”
Keith McMullin - Counsellor in Presiding Bishopric

"One, two, three...let's go shopping!"
Thomas S Monson - Prophet, Seer, Revelator
Post Reply