Images of Jesus

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_ludwigm
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zeezrom wrote:I will take on the moderator's duty and make Ludwigm's post safe for the U.S. audience.

ludwigm wrote:... ft ...
Thank You. :idea:


In the meantime I learned that the speed of light is 1.8026175 * 10^12 furlongs per fortnight.

And as for very long distances we use lightyear, for extremely short distances we should use beard-second, which is defined as the length an average beard grows in one second.

And before somebody sentence this comment as totally off topic...
In Doctor Faustus, Christopher Marlowe wrote about Helen of Troy "the face that launched a thousand ships".

The unit of beauty is Helen.
So, 1 millihelen is the amount of beauty needed to launch a single ship.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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_moksha
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_zeezrom
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FLOWERS OF CARNAGE Khube Magazine Photographer : Pauline Darley
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

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_Dr. Shades
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Hey zeezrom, how is the previous picture an image of Jesus??
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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_zeezrom
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Dr. Shades wrote:Hey zeezrom, how is the previous picture an image of Jesus??

Seriously?
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

The Holy Sacrament.
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_zeezrom
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Walk on Water

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Delfine Bafort in “The Land of Fairy” by Sebastian Faena for V #68
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

The Holy Sacrament.
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_ludwigm
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Re: Images of Jesus

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zeezrom wrote:Walk on Water

Walk on water?

OK, walk on water.

In the beginning:
[#img] http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM ... -01-01.gif[/img]

The daily grind:
[#img] http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM ... -12-22.gif[/img]

Then the side effect (ask your pharmacist...):
[#img] http://wumocomicstrip.com/img/strip/-WM ... -01-16.gif[/img]
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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_zeezrom
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Re: Images of Jesus

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ludwigm wrote:
zeezrom wrote:Walk on Water

Walk on water?

OK, walk on water.

In the beginning:
Image

The daily grind:
Image

Then the side effect (ask your pharmacist...):
Image
Oh for shame, how the mortals put the blame on us gods, for they say evils come from us, but it is they, rather, who by their own recklessness win sorrow beyond what is given... Zeus (1178 BC)

The Holy Sacrament.
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_Quasimodo
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"Johnny Got His Gun" 1971.
This, or any other post that I have made or will make in the future, is strictly my own opinion and consequently of little or no value.

"Faith is believing something you know ain't true" Twain.
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_Dr. Shades
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zeezrom wrote:
Dr. Shades wrote:Hey zeezrom, how is the previous picture an image of Jesus??

Seriously?

Yes, seriously.

The last image you posted was clearly of a woman. Every account of which I am aware lists Jesus as male. If there is vegetation and blood on someone's head, or perhaps a cross-like shape in the background, does the image magically transform into an "image of Jesus?"
"Finally, for your rather strange idea that miracles are somehow linked to the amount of gay sexual gratification that is taking place would require that primitive Christianity was launched by gay sex, would it not?"

--Louis Midgley
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