Found in the Hill Cumorah Vault top ten list

[Aristotle Smith]

I apologize if this has been done before...

Top ten items found in the vault within the Hill Cumorah:


10. Commemorative glow in the dark "Jaredite Barge".

9. Janitorial supplies for Nephite places of worship.

8. Horse bones.

7. Blanket with the Hebrew inscription, "Have faith not to be healed".

6. Ancient schematics of a mall.

5. Style guide for artistic depictions of "large in stature" Nephites.

4. 2nd Watson letter.

3. Moroni's Red Bull sponsorship agreement for the upstate New York trek.

2. Depiction of Nephite youth performing the "Lamanite Shake".

1. Golems ring.

[_The Erotic Apologist]

Top secret plans for the Jaredite submarines.

The ancient recipe for green Jell-O and carrots. (Ingredients: green Jell-O and carrots).

[_Maxrep]

Top secret plans for the Jaredite submarines.

The ancient recipe for green Jell-O and carrots. (Ingredients: green Jell-O and carrots).

Great. And borrowing from your first thought, "Commemorative glow in the dark Jaredite Barge".

[_The Erotic Apologist]

Great. And borrowing from your first thought, "Commemorative glow in the dark Jaredite Barge".

Glad to be of assistance, bro.

[_Ceeboo]

Binders of women!

[_Bazooka]

The skeletons of millions of Lamanite and Nephite warriors alongside their steel swords (some of which would be protruding from the skeletons' ribs, obviously....)

[_SteelHead]

Transdimensional portal to where ever it is the lost 10 tribes are hiding.

[_Bazooka]

The MDB mug that LDST won in Ceeboo's competition.
(That's right LDST and Ceeboo, I'm not over it. Not by a long way *shakes fist and grrrrrs*)

[_Bazooka]

The three Nephites

[_Bret Ripley]

A geochache log and some crappy toys.