General Conference

[_sock puppet]

Ballard dropping a Cleveland Steamer on the whole "Ordain Women" thing.

Really? Quotes?

Another regurgitation of "priesthood is to men as procreative power is to women" with an increased emphasis (or so it seemed to me) on "and this is according to divine design."

Authority to use Elohim's power is reserved only for those with penises. The logic escapes me, but there you have it.

Having a penis is an eternal trait, Sock. Elohim's penis was flapping in the breeze somewhere for eons before the universe was created -- that, and his holy and eternal ball sack.

Elohim is the Eternal Wanker? and there is Eternal Tea Bagging?

[_keithb]

Authority to use Elohim's power is reserved only for those with penises. The logic escapes me, but there you have it.

Having a penis is an eternal trait, Sock. Elohim's penis was flapping in the breeze somewhere for eons before the universe was created -- that, and his holy and eternal ball sack.

Elohim is the Eternal Wanker? and there is Eternal Tea Bagging?

Yes, but only from his celestial wives ... and possibly the Black African BY claimed that he keeps as slaves.

[_malkie]

Ballard dropping a Cleveland Steamer on the whole "Ordain Women" thing.

Really? Quotes?

Another regurgitation of "priesthood is to men as procreative power is to women" with an increased emphasis (or so it seemed to me) on "and this is according to divine design."

Authority to use Elohim's power is reserved only for those with penises. The logic escapes me, but there you have it.

Having a penis is an eternal trait, Sock. Elohim's penis was flapping in the breeze somewhere for eons before the universe was created -- that, and his holy and eternal ball sack.

Elohim is the Eternal Wanker? and there is Eternal Tea Bagging?

For those who didn't know about teabagging (I'm naïve, OK?), this is where the search for meaning took me:

thefrisky.com
" “Bachelorette” star Isla Fisher made everyone spit out their coffee this morning with her colorful tale about strippers and tea bagging today on “Good Morning America.” If, like host Natalie Vargas, you don’t know what “tea bagging” is, then you’re crap out of luck because Kirsten Dunst is not going to tell you."
which then lead to

socialitelife.com
"As Ashley leaned over the dinner table and cupped her boobs, Gomez looked more than surprised, but seemed to be transfixed by the little show."

I decline to say where else it lead me - that's enough disclosure for one day.

[_Brackite]

Isn't Elohim upset about the increasing number of men not getting married???

[_Yoda]

Wow....who would have thought that a thread entitled "General Conference" would go down this road?

[_SteelHead]

Well garbage in garbage out. With a thread based on discussion around the crap spewing forth from the mouthpieces of the lard, what else did you expect, outside of crap?