Darth J wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U-I8U9EHAA
Whole culture is camp
Church is so oblivious
It is almost sad
Alternatively:
Here is Mormon "Glee"
We all oppose gay marriage
But not gay dancing
<snort>
Mormon Haiku
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Re: Mormon Haiku
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It’s relatively easy to agree that only Homo sapiens can speak about things that don’t really exist, and believe six impossible things before breakfast. You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven.
-Yuval Noah Harari
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Re: Mormon Haiku
Joe married thirty
Brigham had over fifty
Gays should not have one
Brigham had over fifty
Gays should not have one
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Re: Mormon Haiku
We need more converts
And fewer free thinking teens
Call to serve sooner
And fewer free thinking teens
Call to serve sooner
It’s relatively easy to agree that only Homo sapiens can speak about things that don’t really exist, and believe six impossible things before breakfast. You could never convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising him limitless bananas after death in monkey heaven.
-Yuval Noah Harari
-Yuval Noah Harari
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Re: Mormon Haiku
As man is God was
As God is man may become
Don't think we teach it.
As God is man may become
Don't think we teach it.
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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Re: Mormon Haiku
Earrings, one per ear
White shirts and ties and no beards.
You're now a pickle.
White shirts and ties and no beards.
You're now a pickle.
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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Re: Mormon Haiku
Bullseye: Joseph's right.
When he gets it wrong, just say
"The scribes did it all."
When he gets it wrong, just say
"The scribes did it all."
"It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm--that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night." -- Clifford C. Clavin, USPS
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
"¡No contaban con mi astucia!" -- El Chapulin Colorado
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Re: Mormon Haiku
Whatever Joe did
Is okay because it's Joe
We are not a cult
Is okay because it's Joe
We are not a cult
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Re: Mormon Haiku
Here are some past haiku threads:
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=26484&hilit=haiku
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15171&hilit=haiku
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=26484&hilit=haiku
viewtopic.php?f=1&t=15171&hilit=haiku
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Re: Mormon Haiku
"Stop Masturbating!":
Spencer W. Kimball,
Bruce R. McConkie
Spencer W. Kimball,
Bruce R. McConkie