Mormon Haiku

_Stormy Waters · Post by **_Stormy Waters** » Wed May 15, 2013 9:05 pm

Create Golden Plates
Engrave reformed Egyptian
Read from stone in hat

Post by **_Doctor Scratch** » Wed May 15, 2013 9:12 pm

No more "Mark of Cain"--
That wasn't really doctrine.
Now, lynching's "funny."

Post by **_Racer** » Thu May 16, 2013 2:16 am

Meldrum says "Heartland"
Peterson says "Mexico"
Monson says nothing

Post by **_Racer** » Thu May 16, 2013 2:28 am

TBM wife strips
Garments cover the good parts
Boner fading fast

Post by **_Darth J** » Thu May 16, 2013 2:36 am

Racer wrote:Meldrum says "Heartland"
Peterson says "Mexico"
Monson says nothing

Win.

Post by **_Ceeboo** » Thu May 16, 2013 2:40 am

Raccoon I was then
Now I am a freaking whale
How about that crap

Post by **_Ceeboo** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:02 am

Loved one having doubts
What can we provide to help
Testimony glove

_Stormy Waters · Post by **_Stormy Waters** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:30 am

Where to find answers?
Nothing from God's annointed
Just apologists

Post by **_Darth J** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:49 am

Jodi Arias
Chastity loopholes, she says
She is not the first

Post by **_Ceeboo** » Thu May 16, 2013 3:55 am

Numbers don't look good.
How can we increase total?
Baptize dead people!

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