general conference haiku submission thread

Post by **_beanboots** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 5:49 pm

here's mine:

teleprompter eyes
read fiction and wordy prose
for much more money.

Post by **_Analytics** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:50 pm

Follow the prophet
Loyalty matters the most
Always pay tithing

Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:53 pm

General Conference
Fetch, do they really believe
Mental gymnastics

Sat Apr 05, 2014 7:56 pm

General Conference
Pretend to watch while I sleep
Telestial Dreaming

Post by **_Analytics** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:24 pm

Never look at porn
God's against same sex marriage
Porn is from Satan

Post by **_Saw Skooh** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 9:27 pm

Russell M. Nelson:
"Old Testament warned of germ theory"
YAHWEH FTW

Post by **_Zim** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:35 pm

Do alliterate
You should never masturbate
Pray, pay and obey

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:38 pm

They still put that on?
Holy muthaf**kin' christ
When will it all end?

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:40 pm

Joe was inspired
To get with girls aplenty
He was a success

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:42 pm

Give us 10%
And you will go to heaven...
Who believes this stuff?

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