general conference haiku submission thread

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:43 pm

You have to believe
We talk to god, don't you know?
Leave sense at the door

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:45 pm

He found golden plates
Somewhere over the rainbow
Rainbow took them back

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:47 pm

Don't spank your monkey
You just let your balls explode
Best for all concerned

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:48 pm

Hours of boredom
How many earrings to wear
Should have stayed at home

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:50 pm

Ask the tough questions
I don't know that we teach that
Aced the interview!

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:52 pm

Marriage is sacred
Between a man and women
Preferably girls

Post by **_Some Schmo** » Sat Apr 05, 2014 10:53 pm

Sorry about these
It's way too easy to do
Church begs for it all

Post by **_beanboots** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 3:15 pm

again, no temples.
no groundbreaking prophecies
and faith is long gone.

Post by **_Baker** » Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:02 pm

The faithful gather
To feast on the holy word
Their plates lay empty

Post by **_beanboots** » Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:12 am

Conference is over.
My faith is failing now.
Every year gets worse.

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