general conference haiku submission thread

[_Jonah]

Come feel the spirit
Listen to the prophet's voice
Ha, ha, loud laughter

Why ordain women?
No need for priesthood power
Go bake me a pie

Pray, pay, and obey
God's one true church here on earth
Without true answers

Packer, Oaks, Holland
Bednar, Uchdorf, and Monson
Who would join these fools