Sethbag wrote:Here's what President Christ looks like today. Only with the beard, even neatly trimmed, he could never serve as a bishop in his own church.
That isn't Mormon Jesus, that's gay jesus.
Shhhh. Don't tell the Mormons.
Mormonism ceased being a compelling topic for me when I finally came to terms with its transformation from a personality cult into a combination of a real estate company, a SuperPac, and Westboro Baptist Church. - Kishkumen
There are nobodies... DCPs, Scyyyhryvvers, seers, revelators and 15 (?) million gaggled
There is life outside of US.
- Whenever a poet or preacher, chief or wizard spouts gibberish, the human race spends centuries deciphering the message. - Umberto Eco - To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
If he is not a veteran of military service - he is only a pretender.
“If paying tithing means that you can’t pay for water or electricity, pay tithing. If paying tithing means that you can’t pay your rent, pay tithing. Even if paying tithing means that you don’t have enough money to feed your family, pay tithing." Ensign/2012/12