Jonah wrote:If I were the church, just to screw with some folks, I would find three of the biggest, buffest, native American looking guys possible. Then for the upcoming conference, I would pay them, outfit them in the most expensive, finest looking suits, and have them sit in the chairs of the three vacant Q15 members. Just have them sit there silently throughout the meetings. Every now and then Monson could give them a "thumbs up". If new Q15 members were called up during the meetings, when they went to take their seat the Indian guy would get up then give them a temple handshake and a five points of fellowship-type hug before exiting the stage and disappearing for good.
When questioned afterwards church leaders can claim they had no idea who they were, how they got there, or where they went.
Fun times.
The Book of Mormon never mentions the Masonic grips but teaches there evil combinations taught by Pagans
Justice = Getting what you deserve Mercy = Not getting what you deserve Grace = Getting what you can never deserve
Mittens wrote:The Book of Mormon never mentions the Masonic grips but teaches there evil combinations taught by Pagans
That's because JSJr did not learn the Masonic grips until after he wrote the Book of Mormon.
That's very true, the Book of Mormon completely disagrees with the Mormon faith since the unique theology they teach evolved after the Book of Mormon was published
Justice = Getting what you deserve Mercy = Not getting what you deserve Grace = Getting what you can never deserve
Well, we know one of them goes by the name of Keanu Reeves.
Mystery solved.
- Doc
In the face of madness, rationality has no power - Xiao Wang, US historiographer, 2287 AD.
Every record...falsified, every book rewritten...every statue...has been renamed or torn down, every date...altered...the process is continuing...minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Ideology is always right.
