Never-Mormon Only Thread!

[_Maureen]

I'm an ex-mo never-mo....

Is this even possible?

M.

[_Quasimodo]

I'm an ex-mo never-mo....

Is this even possible?

M.

Just throwing this out.

Should exmos be considered for membership in the ever expanding anti-church of nevermoism?

Every time I read a post from IHAQ or Some Schmo, a tear comes to my eye.

[_DrW]

*IHAQ stands just inside his front porch, rain dripping from his sodden clothing onto the mat forming an ever-growing puddle. "What's up love?" Mrs IHAQ says to him, noticing the deeply crestfallen demeanour on his cold, pink face. IHAQ just barely manages to acknowledge the question with a half sigh half sob. "Come and sit down in front of the fire and get dried off" she encouraged and led him gently by the ice cold damp hand to where she had dutifully prepared a fresh fire for her Priesthood Holder. As he he slumped into the old, busted armchair she passed him the Shady Acres Times And Seasons free paper that had plopped onto the now damp mat an hour earlier. "It's those damned NeverMo's again isn't it." A statement not a question. IHAQ raised a single tousled eyebrow in acknowledgement. "Well listen, they're no good, they're a cult and you don't want anything to do with them." With that she left the room.

IHAQ picked up the newspaper, the headline read "CULT Expels the February Four!". He put it down again and picked up his scriptures. Still something didn't feel right. He looked around and saw The Precious, his CTR ring. Yes, it turned his finger green during prolonged periods of exposure but he needed its protection now more than ever. He slipped it on and pretended Satan couldn't see him.

"Honey, I've brought you something nice to cheer you up" Mrs IHAQ entered the room again holding something behind her back. IHAQ looked puzzled, he'd got his CTR ring and scriptures, what else could possibly cheer him up more than those? he wondered. "Here's a nice warm Barley Cup...and.....your Testimony Glove!"*

Nicely written, IHAQ. Even makes me a bit nostalgic (for some Horlicks and a warm fire - not Mormonism).

(Okay, okay, Ceeboo, I'm leaving - yes now - right now.)

[_Jersey Girl]

*IHAQ stands just inside his front porch, rain dripping from his sodden clothing onto the mat forming an ever-growing puddle. "What's up love?" Mrs IHAQ says to him, noticing the deeply crestfallen demeanour on his cold, pink face. IHAQ just barely manages to acknowledge the question with a half sigh half sob. "Come and sit down in front of the fire and get dried off" she encouraged and led him gently by the ice cold damp hand to where she had dutifully prepared a fresh fire for her Priesthood Holder. As he he slumped into the old, busted armchair she passed him the Shady Acres Times And Seasons free paper that had plopped onto the now damp mat an hour earlier. "It's those damned NeverMo's again isn't it." A statement not a question. IHAQ raised a single tousled eyebrow in acknowledgement. "Well listen, they're no good, they're a cult and you don't want anything to do with them." With that she left the room.

IHAQ picked up the newspaper, the headline read "CULT Expels the February Four!". He put it down again and picked up his scriptures. Still something didn't feel right. He looked around and saw The Precious, his CTR ring. Yes, it turned his finger green during prolonged periods of exposure but he needed its protection now more than ever. He slipped it on and pretended Satan couldn't see him.

"Honey, I've brought you something nice to cheer you up" Mrs IHAQ entered the room again holding something behind her back. IHAQ looked puzzled, he'd got his CTR ring and scriptures, what else could possibly cheer him up more than those? he wondered. "Here's a nice warm Barley Cup...and.....your Testimony Glove!"*

Nicely written, IHAQ.

(Okay, okay, Ceeboo, I'm leaving - yes now - right now.)

Who gave you permission to post on this thread?



We only accept sincere investigators.

[_Jersey Girl]

Just throwing this out.

Should exmos be considered for membership in the ever expanding anti-church of nevermoism?

Every time I read a post from IHAQ or Some Schmo, a tear comes to my eye.

Get over it! What you're suggesting is simply NOT done! Does it look like we have a Visitor's Welcome sign on this thread?

[_Ceeboo]

It has come to my attention that, recently, there has been some Mormons and/or Ex-Mormons that have been posting in this "Never-Mormon Only" thread.

After taking some time to reflect, I have come to the following decision:

Because of many things (One being how pathetically sad and extremely boring the "Non-Believer Only" thread is) I want to extend an open invitation to all - every human being - lurkers - Mormons - ExMormons - Future Mormons - WishYouWereMormons - Can'tBelieveYouAreMormons - AmIReallyAMormonMormons -

Come all!
Join us!
All are welcome!

Peace,
Ceeboo

[_Jersey Girl]

It has come to my attention that, recently, there has been some Mormons and/or Ex-Mormons that have been posting in this "Never-Mormon Only" thread.

After taking some time to reflect, I have come to the following decision:

Because of many things (One being how pathetically sad and extremely boring the "Non-Believer Only" thread is) I want to extend an open invitation to all - every human being - lurkers - Mormons - ExMormons - Future Mormons - WishYouWereMormons - Can'tBelieveYouAreMormons - AmIReallyAMormonMormons -

Come all!
Join us!
All are welcome!

Peace,
Ceeboo

But what if?

[_Ceeboo]

It has come to my attention that, recently, there has been some Mormons and/or Ex-Mormons that have been posting in this "Never-Mormon Only" thread.

After taking some time to reflect, I have come to the following decision:

Because of many things (One being how pathetically sad and extremely boring the "Non-Believer Only" thread is) I want to extend an open invitation to all - every human being - lurkers - Mormons - ExMormons - Future Mormons - WishYouWereMormons - Can'tBelieveYouAreMormons - AmIReallyAMormonMormons -

Come all!
Join us!
All are welcome!

Peace,
Ceeboo

But what if?

[_Ceeboo]

Dear and beloved fellow Never-Mormons

I have been asked (via a few PM's) to resurrect this thread for a particular purpose.

The purpose is to provide a place where Never-Mormons can offer their opinions/perspectives/thoughts/views about the recent LDS church policy change.

These views might deliver some uniqueness, as they will not be impacted, influenced, and or infected with and/or by a personal past experience of being an Ex-Mormon.

So.....If you are a Never-Mormon and you would like to share your thoughts about this - please feel free to do so.

Peace,
Ceeboo

[_Paloma]

Dear and beloved fellow Never-Mormons

I have been asked (via a few PM's) to resurrect this thread for a particular purpose.

The purpose is to provide a place where Never-Mormons can offer their opinions/perspectives/thoughts/views about the recent LDS church policy change.

These views might deliver some uniqueness, as they will not be impacted, influenced, and or infected with and/or by a personal past experience of being an Ex-Mormon.

So.....If you are a Never-Mormon and you would like to share your thoughts about this - please feel free to do so.

Peace,
Ceeboo

Would like to!

Problem is, I have no time right now.

Posting this so that I'll do it when I have time ... hopefully tomorrow.