Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'
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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'
There used to be an old joke about the father who says 'don't come back in this house until you're a virgin.' Nowadays it's no joke: There is a booming business (particularly in the Middle East) for women to get their hymens re-attached before marriage.
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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'
Quasimodo wrote:A hymen can also can remain intact after coitus.
Um, you're talking in theory, right? As in, if a guy's ding-a-ling is freakishly small?
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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'
ludwigm wrote:...
[MODERATOR NOTE: ludwigm, never, EVER, EVER label a picture as "NOT NSFW" if it is, indeed, NSFW.]
Please, MODERATOR, explain us me, which part of which picture is NSFW...
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Checking virginity. The topic in and itself may be NSFW as a whole. With or without pictures.
Even that stupid dads and families may say the same, if they were a little less stupid... one should not have a graphic imagination, how the virginity can be checked. By a doctor, by old hags, or by the parents themselves.
To be more precise - and more personal - : we, (my wife and me) know exactly, when and how did our daughters and granddaughters lost their virginity. (the boys as well...) They reported it. They were taught that way.
So, where are the nipples and/or other genitals on those pics?
Yes, the topic of the pics are NSFW. As many pictures about the migration in Europe.
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ludwigm wrote:So, where are the nipples and/or other genitals on those pics?
Um, right there on the girl in the foreground. The one in plain sight. Do you honestly not see it?
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ludiwgm,
Please tell me why you chose to post links to those images on this thread?
Please tell me why you chose to post links to those images on this thread?
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Dr. Shades wrote:ludwigm wrote:So, where are the nipples and/or other genitals on those pics?
Um, right there on the girl in the foreground. The one in plain sight. Do you honestly not see it?
No. I didn't search for such details. The photo shows the situation, mainly.
For THAT PEOPLE around, and for the REPORTERS around, it was normal.
As the article wrote:
"Many consider this barbaric and backward but it seems to be a tradition the people willingly live by."
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- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'
Jersey Girl wrote:ludiwgm,
Please tell me why you chose to post links to those images on this thread?
Because it 100% fits to the topic. That swazi king and the father in the OP are same and equal. Two cultures, ehm?
And I am lumy wifeigm.
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- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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ludwigm wrote:Jersey Girl wrote:ludiwgm,
Please tell me why you chose to post links to those images on this thread?
Because it 100% fits to the topic. That swazi king and the father in the OP are same and equal. Two cultures, ehm?
And I am luDear Wifeigm.
The text didn't fit the topic enough?
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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'
One picture substitutes hundred words. Or could...Jersey Girl wrote:The text didn't fit the topic enough?
The object itself would substitute thousand words, but we - in this case - can not be in place on the spot.
You know, I was a teacher for 30+ years, and used to teach practice.
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- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
- To assert that the earth revolves around the sun is as erroneous as to claim that Jesus was not born of a virgin. - Cardinal Bellarmine at the trial of Galilei
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I think I'm in love.
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