Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'

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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'

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Freeman also posted a photo of himself with his daughter, smiling and holding their official, doctor signed “certificate of purity.” He also added the hashtags “#meetthebowmans #readyourbible #prayingforyou.”


This just sounds creepy to me.
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ludwigm wrote:
Jersey Girl wrote:The text didn't fit the topic enough?
One picture substitutes hundred words. Or could...

The object itself would substitute thousand words, but we - in this case - can not be in place on the spot.


I'm calling BS on this.


The images were already contained in the link to the article that you provided. There was no need for you to post them separately unless you get some sort of thrill out of doing so. What the origins of that thrill might be, I have no idea because I can't read your mind.

You know, I was a teacher for 30+ years, and used to teach practice.


I'm a teacher, too. Who cares?

One of the questions that you asked Shades was where were the nipples in the images. I can answer that. The nipples appear on every girl in the first image whose chest is exposed in the article and in the separate image that you posted. They also appear in the second image in the article that you linked to.
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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'

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I bet Lugwigm had an angel with a vibrator threatening him if he didn't post. Give him a break. :biggrin:
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moksha wrote:Give him a break. :biggrin:


Not today, penguin.
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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'

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I'm curious about the mental state of the doctor who signed the certificate. Was this awkward for him/her? Was he/she into it?
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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'

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EAllusion wrote:I'm curious about the mental state of the doctor who signed the certificate. Was this awkward for him/her? Was he/she into it?

He is the bishop of an other ward...
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Re: Bride Gives Dad a 'Certificate of Her Virginity'

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What a great example of how archaic and creepy religion can be.

For some reason, while I read it, all I could think about was Trump talking about his daughter.
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