Being Mormon summed up in under 3 minutes

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just me wrote:I have to admit that for a minute I thought that her being "Ms. Robinson" was a clue into the direction this film was taking. I did not see the coffee thing coming!

Coo coo cuck-a-chew Ms. Robinson, heav'n holds a place for those WHO don't DRINK COFFEE
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:It would've been awesome if suddenly, after witnessing the coffee-transgression, the two boys just started going at it like they were in a San Francisco bathhouse.

See? You see that?? THAT'S what happens when you drink coffee.

- Doc

I thought the teacher was going to ask to hold their priesthood..

**cue Van Halen's "Hot for teacher"...
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sunstoned wrote:I don't know what a good member of the church was doing handling that devils brew anyway. Avoid the appearance and all that. Tender testimonies could have been damaged.


I remember as a young catholic boy being told not to eat meat on friday. So, I spent many a friday's in the fish and chips with my parents or in the diner when my father would have swordfish. Such is religion. Why should a person wish to mock the lds church for its policies? Why not jews or muslims for not eating pork. Hindus for being vegetarian? Etc.
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why me wrote:
sunstoned wrote:I don't know what a good member of the church was doing handling that devils brew anyway. Avoid the appearance and all that. Tender testimonies could have been damaged.


I remember as a young catholic boy being told not to eat meat on friday. So, I spent many a friday's in the fish and chips with my parents or in the diner when my father would have swordfish. Such is religion. Why should a person wish to mock the lds church for its policies? Why not jews or muslims for not eating pork. Hindus for being vegetarian? Etc.

Ahhh proof that you never fully acclimated to the Mormon atmosphere! Otherwise you would totally get this reference.
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