Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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https://www.lds.org/church/leaders?lang=eng

YW President - Blonde
RS President - Blonde
Primary President - Blonde
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Blondes have more fun. The First Presidency can lust over them.

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Which ones are the lesbians again? Waterdog are you reading this thread?

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Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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Blonde women seem more inspired for some reason? Blonde hair must be a sign of a valiant 1st estate. I used to be blonde when I was a kid and it changed color the minute I had my first beer.
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I am a blonde...and I am a devil...don't mess with me. :evil:
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Exiled wrote:I used to be blonde when I was a kid and it changed color the minute I had my first beer.

Sounds like you may have tried a stout rather than a pale ale.
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Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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moksha wrote:
Exiled wrote:I used to be blonde when I was a kid and it changed color the minute I had my first beer.

Sounds like you may have tried a stout rather than a pale ale.


It was Killian's Red :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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Call me petty, but....


WTF is going on with Bonnie and putting on mor lipstick than she has lips?

She puts that on two fisted like a FarSide cartoon or some shiet!


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Bad lip injections??

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/ ... e=5B5D5D18

Plus looking at her actual photos of her out and about and speaking etc, the above photo had some serious amount of photoshopping'

Just saying'

Look at her husband... he knows.

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Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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There is nothing wrong for the church to prefer blondes. It is not a real job so it doesn't really matter.
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Re: Does Mormon Jesus prefer blondes?

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DoubtingThomas wrote:There is nothing wrong for the church to prefer blondes. It is not a real job so it doesn't really matter.

Only Mo'stepford® wives are qualified for the position.
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