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I respectfully request an active Mormon member on this board to please list 10 REAL questions that the Book of Mormon gives REAL answers.

Go ahead, we are all waiting.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:Image

I respectfully request an active Mormon member on this board to please list 10 REAL questions that the Book of Mormon gives REAL answers.

Go ahead, we are all waiting.


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cinepro wrote:
Polygamy-Porter wrote:Image

I respectfully request an active Mormon member on this board to please list 10 REAL questions that the Book of Mormon gives REAL answers.

Go ahead, we are all waiting.


"Why did the Native Americans have dark skin, and where did they come from?"


I guess he said real answers, not necessarily correct answers.
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:Image

I respectfully request an active Mormon member on this board to please list 10 REAL questions that the Book of Mormon gives REAL answers.

Go ahead, we are all waiting.


is there a book out there that people revere as scripture and yet is not possibly an account of real historic events?
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cinepro wrote:
Polygamy-Porter wrote:Image

I respectfully request an active Mormon member on this board to please list 10 REAL questions that the Book of Mormon gives REAL answers.

Go ahead, we are all waiting.


"Why did the Native Americans have dark skin, and where did they come from?"

Is the Catholic practice of infant baptism an evil abomination?
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Polygamy-Porter wrote:I respectfully request a Mormon member on this board to please list 10 questions that the Book of Mormon gives answers.


1. Was there really a land north and a land south in the Americas?

2. Is there a French compound word from the Reformed Egyptian words: Ahd meaning “have an excellent or adequate” and Eew meaning “leave-taking or farewell” to be found anywhere in the Book of Mormon?

3. Was there a Book of Mormon equivalent for a GPS system?

4. Assuming Brainiac captured an Earth city and beamed it up into space, does the Book of Mormon offer any clues as to which city was taken?

5. Have there ever been any reports of the noted astrological phenomena in which a planet stops its rotation for over a day mentioned in the Book of Mormon?

6. Does the Book of Mormon offer any hints about curious ships dropping large burly Asians off on various Pacific Ocean islands?

7. Did the Book of Mormon make any mention of the wonderful creatures we know as Penguins and Ostriches through the use of their taxological names, Curelom Penguinensis and Cumom Headinsandicus?

8. Did the Book of Mormon ever mention any visiting famous relatives of deities making an appearance in the Mesoamerican TED talks?

9. Did the Book of Mormon mention any refuges seeking to hide sacred records in Upstate New York while bearing a phony green card and using a cover story of doing seasonal kitchen work at one of the Adirondack resorts?

10. Were portions of the answer to the above question omitted to save on Reformed Egyptian algorithm space in the Golden Plates?

Hope that helps.
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