Nazi Heaven is in Trouble

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_Maksutov
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Nazi Heaven is in Trouble

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Problem
Mormons are upset that Deadpool recently posted a new poster for the “Once Upon a Deadpool” that resembles a Mormon heaven picture. They should be upset that their heaven picture has only white people going to heaven. This is a form of racial discrimination.

Solution
We ask that the Mormon picture be not used or posted in any manner. That they find another picture to represent their heaven. One that includes all races.

Personal story
Background: Harry Anderson painted this for the Mormon Church in 1969 before black people were allowed to be in heaven with their families. After 1978 black people were allowed to be sealed to their families.
"God" is the original deus ex machina. --Maksutov
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Re: Nazi Heaven is in Trouble

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MoTip: The Veil is actually a curtain of bleach. :lol:
"God" is the original deus ex machina. --Maksutov
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Re: Nazi Heaven is in Trouble

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Behold, only the white and delightsome may come unto me. Sisters, you will please keep your shoulders covered.

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Re: Nazi Heaven is in Trouble

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Here comes Jesus! Brethren, quick, put on your ties.

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Re: Nazi Heaven is in Trouble

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Only the white and delightsome are called to lead God's restored church.

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lilly white only, darkies need not apply
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Re: Nazi Heaven is in Trouble

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ouch, someone was paying attention. sounds like playing victim on this one is going to backfire.
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Re: Nazi Heaven is in Trouble

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Black men are from the seed of Cain. If they come into the church they will ever remain servants and of the lowest degree in the order. They cannot hold the priesthood. But they can shine my shoes. Shine my shoes, negro!

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