Shocking graffiti in West Jordan

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Re: Shocking graffiti in West Jordan

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Sanctorian wrote:Boris, where is the evidence your mom had sex with your dad before you were born? Just because the sperm donor you call father claims it happened, did it really? Or was your mom injected with a turkey baster? Until you provide evidence, I’m going with the turkey baster.


That's an excellent point. There is no real telling who boris's father is except through DNA testing kind of like how they proved the Book of Mormon is fake. Perhaps boris doesn't know who his real father is. Maybe it's Darth Vadar!

We need proof!

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If the graffiti artist meant to shock the general public in West Jordan, then I guess mission accomplished.

If the graffiti artist meant to wake the general Mormon population up to the character of the founding prophet, their choice of message probably backfires. Choosing to maximize shock value in a claim over the most defensible claim that would both shock and send people into searches that are fairly solidly supported was a poor choice. But perhaps it's shocking that someone of an age that views defacing property as a reasonable means of expression shouldn't be assumed to be a great decision maker to begin with.

As for boris, yeah the claim "Joseph Smith screws 14 year old girls" is on the tenuous side of the debate over Smith's polygamy. And it's tense choice is bad as well. But the fact that Smith sought out Helen Mar Kimball (as well as her mother though he backed off on that one) as a target for a polygamous mate is shocking enough without demanding it include sexual intercourse. And really, the most supportable and shocking statement would not need more than to state that Smith practiced polygamy behind Emma's back.
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boris wrote:.. thank you for submitting the evidence that forms your opinion.


Well. The evidence that forms the basis on my opinion is straight up D&C section 132. It's plain as day that Joseph Smith and other participants in polygamy were having sex otherwise what was the point?

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honorentheos wrote:If the graffiti artist meant to shock the general public in West Jordan, then I guess mission accomplished.

If the graffiti artist meant to wake the general Mormon population up to the character of the founding prophet, their choice of message probably backfires. Choosing to maximize shock value in a claim over the most defensible claim that would both shock and send people into searches that are fairly solidly supported was a poor choice. But perhaps it's shocking that someone of an age that views defacing property as a reasonable means of expression shouldn't be assumed to be a great decision maker to begin with.


Let's assume, that you, honorentheos, are more intelligent than the vandal who decorated the wall in Jordan. Perhaps you can provide us a better slogan or message. What do you think would have impact? What would you paint on that wall given the chance to do it without getting caught? Or it that's too much, what would you have someone else paint for you?

Anything? What?
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honorentheos wrote:As for boris, yeah the claim "Joseph Smith screws 14 year old girls" is on the tenuous side of the debate over Smith's polygamy. And it's tense choice is bad as well. But the fact that Smith sought out Helen Mar Kimball (as well as her mother though he backed off on that one) as a target for a polygamous mate is shocking enough without demanding it include sexual intercourse. And really, the most supportable and shocking statement would not need more than to state that Smith practiced polygamy behind Emma's back.


What's the point in marrying if you don't plan to join physically? Marriage is the union of two people and that includes a physical union. Even the Bible makes that clear. They shall be ONE flesh. So, Joseph would have been one flesh with the 14 year old girl and fulfill the biblical mandate to go into unto her. That's what marriage is all about -- the joining of the mind and flesh -- becoming one.

Sex is a part of marriage.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Well. The evidence that forms the basis on my opinion is straight up D&C section 132. It's plain as day that Joseph Smith and other participants in polygamy were having sex otherwise what was the point?

- Doc


What man marries on the premise that they're not going to screw in this life?

You can bet that Joseph Smith gave her every inch of his love and it probably hurt!

Smith was a pig.
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Two peas in a pod. They both liked young girls. One was shot dead and the other is in prison.

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Same damn thing
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Joseph Smith forced me.

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Shulem wrote:
honorentheos wrote:As for boris, yeah the claim "Joseph Smith screws 14 year old girls" is on the tenuous side of the debate over Smith's polygamy. And it's tense choice is bad as well. But the fact that Smith sought out Helen Mar Kimball (as well as her mother though he backed off on that one) as a target for a polygamous mate is shocking enough without demanding it include sexual intercourse. And really, the most supportable and shocking statement would not need more than to state that Smith practiced polygamy behind Emma's back.


What's the point in marrying if you don't plan to join physically? Marriage is the union of two people and that includes a physical union. Even the Bible makes that clear. They shall be ONE flesh. So, Joseph would have been one flesh with the 14 year old girl and fulfill the biblical mandate to go into unto her. That's what marriage is all about -- the joining of the mind and flesh -- becoming one.

Sex is a part of marriage.

Suppose your intent was not only to shock the average LDS brother or sister driving by the wall, but to put a bug in their brain that sends them to the interwebs. And, when they do so, the intent is to ensure that, no matter the search terms they use, the result will be they are confronted with information that the Church hadn't provided AND undermines the image of Joseph Smith that they have developed.

"Joseph Smith screws 14 year old girls" has many draw backs if your intent is as proposed. First, the language used looks like the kind of "F-U" graffiti people ignore all the time. "Joseph Smith screws 14 year old girls," "Your mother is a whore," "Jessie has herpes," "Trump sucks dick," "Mormons are sheep being buggered for their money,"...it creates a filter many potential "customers" aren't going to pass through simply by it's construction.

Of those who it makes think, "Why would some juvenile delinquent paint that on the HOA's wall? Maybe Joseph DID screw 14 year old girls...I should Google that.", what are the likely results of that which most Mormons would be willing to actually read? The Google search by itself would turn up results for screwing 14 year old girls...and that SHOULD cause most people to reconsider if some dumb kid's graffiti message is worth pursuing any further. But supposing the search results are limited to LDS-only sources, they'll get all the FAIR wiki hits, the LDS.org paper on polygamy perhaps, any number of apologetic hits on the claim that Smith was a pedophile and the reality is that is speculation. He may or may not have had physical relations with Kimball. I'm not willing to say he did based on the lack of evidence. I don't need to. The evidence from the Temple Lot Case includes testimony from Emily Partridge includes her specifically saying she had slept with Smith prior to their being sealed and roomed with him on the night of their sealing, both occurring in March 1843. She specifically testifies that Emma did not know of this, and that the later sealing that occurred with Emma's blessing was a sham to fool Emma.

So, again, I think if someone were inclined to graffiti up a wall with the intent of both shocking AND causing a bit of cog-dis, a tag that played off of Smith fooling around behind Emma's back would probably be more successful. No matter where they end up, the evidence for this isn't denied by FAIR or in the Church essay. Instead, they try to excuse it. For someone with the "Praise to the Man" view of Smith, this would still come as a shock. And it's rock solid fact.
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Re: Shocking graffiti in West Jordan

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The “no proof of sex” is really the weakest argument one can come up with in defending polygamy. Those that argue that point are correct. There is no physical proof of Joe’s dick inserting into any teenager vagina. However, let’s look at the actual facts.

Polygamy was to be a restoration of all things and to raise up righteous seed. Joe covenanted with the lord to live the law of polygamy which at a minimum meant Joe attempted to put his dick in as many vaginas as he could. Whether or not Hellen Mar Kimball spread her legs means nothing. We arrest men all day long for making all sorts of attempts to have sex with minors even though no sex happened.

Think of it this way, Joe would have been pedophile number 1 on “to catch a predator”. He would have solicited an undercover cop who he thought was 14. He would have walked into a house with a brown bag full of booze ready to attempt to “marry” that minor. And the minute he did, Chris Hansen would have walked in showing the hidden cameras as Joe is handcuffed and arrested and placed on the sex offender registry for the rest of his life.

And what would Joe’s defense have been? “I didn’t have sex with her.”

No sh-t! We caught you before you could try. You’re still a sex offender. Here’s your jail time.
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