Maybe there is a God?

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_Fence Sitter
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Maybe there is a God?

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Pizza Hut announces expansion to beer delivery program

I mean, pizza and beer delivered for the Superbowl!!!!!

Only God could have created something so beautiful.
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ye had little faith, eh?
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Re: Maybe there is a God?

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Fence Sitter wrote:Pizza Hut announces expansion to beer delivery program

I mean, pizza and beer delivered for the Superbowl!!!!!

Only God could have created something so beautiful.


My god is better than your god.
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DoubtingThomas wrote:
Fence Sitter wrote:Pizza Hut announces expansion to beer delivery program

I mean, pizza and beer delivered for the Superbowl!!!!!

Only God could have created something so beautiful.


My god is better than your god.

Not if he’s bringing 3.2 percent alcohol beer.
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Re: Maybe there is a God?

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Fence Sitter wrote:Pizza Hut announces expansion to beer delivery program

I mean, pizza and beer delivered for the Superbowl!!!!!

Only God could have created something so beautiful.


On Superbowl Sunday, All catering trucks should be allowed to stock beer and drive through residential neighborhoods jingling like ice cream trucks, stopping for thirsty patrons who hear the call.

Everyone could continue to get sloshed in their own homes. Traffic deaths would fall, although there may be a rise in domestic abuse.

Here in San Francisco, there are dozens of places in town that will deliver marijuana to your doorstep. Combining THAT with munchies would be an interesting delivery service.

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