Utah Man creating antigravity and star drive with alien help

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Utah Man creating antigravity and star drive with alien help

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If you're familiar with the Firmage family, this might interest you.

https://ipfs.io/ipfs/QmXoypizjW3WknFiJn ... rmage.html

Joe Firmage

Salt Lake City Photo Dated 12/11/2012
Born October 26, 1970
Salt Lake City, Utah
Occupation Chief Executive Officer of ManyOne
Website Joe Firmage Executive Profile
Joseph Firmage (born October 26, 1970 in Salt Lake City, Utah) is an American Internet entrepreneur and UFO researcher.[1][2][3] He co-founded several business ventures prior to and during the dot-com boom. He is best known for claiming to have been visited by an extra-terrestrial being in his bedroom and his contributions to UFO related organizations and interests.

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In his book, "The Truth" in the chapter titled "My Contact," Firmage recalls an incident one morning in 1997 in his bedroom: "As I snoozed, something amazing happened". "A remarkable being, clothed in brilliant white light, appeared hovering over my bed in my room. He had dark hair and a beard, I believe. He looked rather annoyed, and asked "Why have you called me here?" Firmage then claimed that the extra-terrestrial visitor "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy.[15] Firmage went on to claim the extra-terrestrial visitor revealed to him that important elements of modern technology were derived from an alien spacecraft supposedly recovered from the 1947 Roswell UFO incident. Firmage also related his own contact with an otherworldly figure, shortly before the USWeb IPO, with whom he discussed space travel. “...he has sunk more than $3 million into establishing Project Kairos (after an ancient Greek word meaning "the right or opportune moment") to prepare mankind for aliens.”[12] The book was published in 2001.[16]

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This particular branch of Firmages are descendants of Mormon Apostle Hugh B. Brown.

Alas, Joseph has been beset with personal problems (DUIs, bankruptcy) that have hampered his progress towards his goals.
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Utah Man creating antigravity and star drive with alien help

It's about damned time.
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Dr. Shades wrote:
Utah Man creating antigravity and star drive with alien help

It's about damned time.


It ain't happenin'. ICE showed up and the consultants are already on their way back to Sirius. :lol:
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Maksutov wrote:Alas, Joseph has been beset with personal problems (DUIs, bankruptcy) that have hampered his progress towards his goals.


Clearly his followers haven't sacrificed enough. Has he tried starting a bank? Implementing a communist system? Tithing?
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DarkHelmet wrote:
Maksutov wrote:Alas, Joseph has been beset with personal problems (DUIs, bankruptcy) that have hampered his progress towards his goals.

Clearly his followers haven't sacrificed enough. Has he tried starting a bank? Implementing a communist system? Tithing?

An offering of virgins is customary, If I recall correctly. :wink:
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Mak,

I've been binge watching Ancient Aliens lately. I didn't know this next bit, but apparently aliens really like to “F” human beings, well, the women, or they like to “F” primates to make humans so we can mine gold for them.

I'm not saying Joseph Smith was the offspring of an alien, but I find it very peculiar he liked to “F” like an alien in heat, AND he would routinely dig for treasue AND FOUND GOLD PLATES.

Could it be that Joseph Smith was the love child of a treasure seeking alien in heat? Some ancient alien astronaut theorists think so.

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Take that Florida man.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:I've been binge watching Ancient Aliens lately. I didn't know this next bit, but apparently aliens really like to “F” human beings, well, the women, or they like to “F” primates to make humans so we can mine gold for them.

Apparently, this has paid off handsomely for them, and many aliens now occupy top tiers within government office.
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Doctor CamNC4Me wrote:Mak,

I've been binge watching Ancient Aliens lately. I didn't know this next bit, but apparently aliens really like to ____ human beings, well, the women, or they like to ____ primates to make humans so we can mine gold for them.

I'm not saying Joseph Smith was the offspring of an alien, but I find it very peculiar he liked to ____ like an alien in heat, AND he would routinely dig for treasue AND FOUND GOLD PLATES.

Could it be that Joseph Smith was the love child of a treasure seeking alien in heat? Some ancient alien astronaut theorists think so.

- Doc

Aliens, angels, what's the diff?

Aliens and gold plates go together. Even in Fillmore, Utah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m0tT4CBfiY

http://www.mysteryglyphs.com/
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Doctor Steuss wrote:Take that Florida man.


Florida man. Florida man.
Florida man hates Utah man.
They have a fight. Florida wins.
Florida man.
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