What $100 Billion will be used for

[_SuperDell]

Jesus is coming. All that money will be needed for the extravaganza!

You notice L-d$,inc has stopped all the Pageants. They cut paid custodial staff. They have announced tons of Temples with few actually being built.

Jesus will show up in Missouri at the Second Coming Pageant.

All that money if for the lighting, costumes, seating and unique musical and dance routines to be used. Talent costs a lot so they want to be prepared.

The announced Temples serve a big purpose. Not really being built - they have a plan to make Pre-Fab parts and sections which will be flown in and trucked in to Independence, Missouri so they can be bolted together almost overnight. Just like the Sears and Monkey Wards Mail Order houses of the early 1900's. Just like that - a Temple in Missouri for Jesus to make his show biz debut!

The pageant will be in full swing and Jesus will come down - to the accompaniment of unique music and special effects lighting - all designed just for this occasion. He will have a script to speak from, written by experts and approved by Nelson or his successor - a script that will be Correlation Correct - so no one is offended and he avoids Joseph Smiths plural wives, the Kirtland Bank fiasco and the LeBarons.

Should be a great show - so get your tennis shoes ready for the walk back to Missouri so you won't miss it.

[_moksha]

The information regarding the proposed Space Ark Nauvoo was leaked years ago and made its way into a TV documentary.

[_Shulem]

For the love of money

THE OFFICIAL

The Church of Je$u$ Christ of Latter-day Saint$

SWEEP$TAKE$!

By revelation the church declares that the 100 billion surplus donations will be returned to specially selected adult members (age 21 plus) of the church. From the over 3,000 stakes of the church there will be a church wide drawing wherein 100 lucky adult members (activity not required) from each stake will be awarded an even share of the 100 billion dollars held in the church bank account. There are roughly 340,000 winners who will be selected by a random drawing and will each receive the amount: $294,117

Good luck! There will be 100 lucky members in every stake in Zion! Must be a member as of 12/20/19 to qualify. Baseball baptisms not accepted.

Please note, tithing (10%) on all awards will be automatically deducted from the winner's check. The church is not responsible for taxes. The church is not responsible for emotional problems that arise from winning or not winning money. The results of the church wide drawings are final.

[_Shulem]

Pay your tithing!



President Filthy $. Lucre

[_Mormonicious]

Nah Un! We are going to spend the money on the poor eventually

https://www.ksl.com/article/46693779/ch ... s-are-used

[_Philo Sofee]

Nah Un! We are going to spend the money on the poor eventually

https://www.ksl.com/article/46693779/ch ... s-are-used

But first we gotta have enough to do that. I mean, we can't just start giving the dough away, we gotta make sure after all our donations expenses we still have a lot of money, and we mean a LOT of money left over just in casies..... always be prepared is our motto.