Ron Perlman's Twitter is Gold

[_Icarus]

He's been spatting with Ted Cruz and Matt Gaetz.

Some truly hilarious crap.

Wait, is this THEE Ted Cruz? Holy crap man! Is this the same guy let little Donnie call his wife A dog and his father an assassin and now kisses his ass? Yo, can I get your autograph man?

Ted Cruz threatened Perlman by getting Jim Jordan to wrestle him.

Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ @Jim_Jordan without getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?

RP's response: "Teddy, Teddy, what kind of a muthafucka offers to have another guy, probably asleep at the time, kick another guy’s ass?"



Also:

Let’s get back to bidness ted. jim jordan’s too easy, just a little bitch. But you teddy, you talk crap about New York every chance you get. My hometown. It’s personal. Let’s go mofo!