if we go to hell, we will turn the devils out of doors and make a heaven of it.
I'm wondering, since brother Joseph died and went to hell about 178 years ago, if anyone has managed to communicate with him to find out how he's made out there. Did he really manage to turn the devils out and make a heaven of it? How does Jesus feel about it?
Rusty Nelson, you're a seer and all that. How is brother Joseph faring? Please enquire of the Seer Stone.
Asking for a friend
--Bill
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Identifying as African-American Lesbian who is identifying as a Gay Man and a Gay Journalist
Pronouns: what/me/worry
Rocker and a mocker and a midnight shocker
Are seances making a come-back like everything else 1980's?
Who needs seances when you have the Seer Stone?
--Bill
Identifying as African-American Lesbian who is identifying as a Gay Man and a Gay Journalist
Pronouns: what/me/worry
Rocker and a mocker and a midnight shocker
The seer stone says "Answer unclear, try again later."
The Seer Stone is suspiciously analogous to my Magic 8 Ball.
--Bill
Identifying as African-American Lesbian who is identifying as a Gay Man and a Gay Journalist
Pronouns: what/me/worry
Rocker and a mocker and a midnight shocker
When I try to imagine a hell as traditionally described, I think I'd survive. Others would be there. If Joseph Smith is there when I arrive, I suppose, he would already be trying to make a heaven out of it and I'd likely jump on board, unless he gets stuck in his old ways. After I try and imagine a hell I imagine a heaven and it feels more of a hell than a described hell to me. I know heaven provides comfort for people, somehow. To me, it epitomizes misery. Exulting in other people's demise in hell is too icky.
“Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.”
― Carl Sagan, Cosmos
Not to worry, Joseph Smith was waay already alloverit. In fact, he's the one that first coined the term - 'six degrees of Kevin Bacon.' Sequence:
Punishment is eternal. → Eternal is Gods name. → Eternal punishment is simply - Gods punishment. → Therefore, eternal punishment may or may not be eternal. Plan B: God is also Adam. → Mortal Adam is not eternal. → A direct descendant of Adam is Kevin Bacon. → Kevin Bacon is The Invisible Man. → The Invisible Man has an independent distributorship for 'LaRue's invisible garment emporium.' → People wearing invisible garments can't go to hell 'cause God can't find them.
Notes: One of these sequences is/was taught at Mormon school.
Nobody gets to be a cowboy forever. - Lee Marvin/Monte Walsh
