From: Interview with Schmo - The Outtakes

[canpakes]

Hey Schmo,
…
10. What do you like on your pizza?

If I remember correctly, Schmo likes pineapple on pizza, which excludes him from being baptized into Catholicism, by order of the Pope.

[Dr. Sunstoned]

If I remember correctly, Schmo likes pineapple on pizza, which excludes him from being baptized into Catholicism, by order of the Pope.

Understandable, as it is widely believed that Ananas comosus is the devils fruit.

[Some Schmo]

We've talked about this before, and since it's come up again, I will reiterate my claim. People talk about pineapple on pizza being evil, but when you're at a pizza party, the Hawaiian always seems to go first. What's up with that?

[canpakes]

We've talked about this before, and since it's come up again, I will reiterate my claim. People talk about pineapple on pizza being evil, but when you're at a pizza party, the Hawaiian always seems to go first. What's up with that?

People are secretly throwing the slices into the trash.

They’re doing it for the good of their fellow partygoers. : D

[Xenophon]

And then there are those of us in the weird camp of thinking pineapple on pizza is a fine topping, but not Hawaiian specifically... Canadian bacon/ham is the devil.

A local shop here does pineapple, roasted jalapenos, spicy sausage, and lightly topped with some coconut shavings... *chef's kiss*

[Res Ipsa]

I suddenly understand why I always lose mod team votes 2-1.

Schmo, I may dispute your take on religion, but I've got your back on pizza.

[canpakes]

… I've got your back on (pineapple) pizza.

[Some Schmo]

We've talked about this before, and since it's come up again, I will reiterate my claim. People talk about pineapple on pizza being evil, but when you're at a pizza party, the Hawaiian always seems to go first. What's up with that?

People are secretly throwing the slices into the trash.

They’re doing it for the good of their fellow partygoers. : D

Making the ones with taste go hungry? That doesn't seem right.

(Insert appropriate emoji)

[Some Schmo]

And then there are those of us in the weird camp of thinking pineapple on pizza is a fine topping, but not Hawaiian specifically... Canadian bacon/ham is the devil.

A local shop here does pineapple, roasted jalapenos, spicy sausage, and lightly topped with some coconut shavings... *chef's kiss*

That pizza sounds pretty good although I admit to wondering about the coconut.

A spicy pina colada pizza... might be good.

[Some Schmo]

I suddenly understand why I always lose mod team votes 2-1.

Schmo, I may dispute your take on religion, but I've got your back on pizza.

What if I said, "Pineapple is the root of all good pizza?" Too much?

(Insert appropriate emoji)