From: Interview with Schmo - The Outtakes

[Res Ipsa]

I suddenly understand why I always lose mod team votes 2-1.

Schmo, I may dispute your take on religion, but I've got your back on pizza.

What if I said, "Pineapple is the root of all good pizza?" Too much?

(Insert appropriate emoji)

[Xenophon]

That pizza sounds pretty good although I admit to wondering about the coconut.

A spicy pina colada pizza... might be good.

High-quality, unsweetened, real coconut flakes/chips/shavings (I've seen them billed as all of those) are a pretty adaptive food. I think when I mention it people mostly run to artificial coconut or sweetened shreds in their mind but that is a strong and distinct flavor. These are much more subtle and add a nice texture to it. Also very nice on a salad.

[Dr. Shades]

If you think pineapple on pizza is too much, go to Japan.

They put corn on pizza.

. . . and squid.

. . . and potatoes.

. . . and seaweed.

[Some Schmo]

If you think pineapple on pizza is too much, go to Japan.

They put corn on pizza.

. . . and squid.

. . . and potatoes.

. . . and seaweed.

I had an Asian style pizza a few weeks ago and seaweed was one of the ingredients. It basically tasted like a stir fry on crust.

[canpakes]

If you think pineapple on pizza is too much, go to Japan.

They put corn on pizza.

. . . and squid.

. . . and potatoes.

. . . and seaweed.

The slight saltiness of seaweed probably jives pretty well with pizza. I can’t imagine that it would be stronger or fishier than anchovies, but the texture might be weird if it isn’t dried.

I actually really like pineapple juice, but I’m not a fan of a sweet meat mix (which pineapple creates), nor am I a fan of the texture of pineapple itself. It’s sort of like chewing on a sweet towel.

No judgment, though, as I’ll gladly eat anchovies on pizza, and many folks find those positively disgusting. : )

[Moksha]

I remember when Shakey's used to put shrimp on their Hawaiian pizza. That was my first experience tasting both Hawaiian pizza and Canadian bacon. Murphy's Pizza makes a pretty good Hawaiian.

If Pineapple had been in the Aegean, Socrates would have been a big fan of Hawaiian pizza. Two ingredients I would like to try on a pizza are bulgogi and kimchi. I suspect Socrates would be equally curious to try it.

[High Spy]

I remember when Shakey's used to put shrimp on their Hawaiian pizza. That was my first experience tasting both Hawaiian pizza and Canadian bacon. Murphy's Pizza makes a pretty good Hawaiian.

If Pineapple had been in the Aegean, Socrates would have been a big fan of Hawaiian pizza. Two ingredients I would like to try on a pizza are bulgogi and kimchi. I suspect Socrates would be equally curious to try it.

Speaking of pizza. Hideaway Pizza was founded in 1957, which is a fact they always included on their signs. They are a sponsor of KOSU a.k.a. The Spy FM. More signs that signify the significance of the Davidic Servant. Other signs include the fun fact that Parker, was a friend of the friend of God on CBS God Friended Me.