Beyond bamboo in the ballots, Trump supporters are now suggesting that ballots were shredded and fed to chickens. So the chickens, now being evidence of the crime, were burned. You would think people would realize that the poultry were too chicken to talk, but whatever.
My guess is that the chickens then became a topping at one of those Washington D.C. Pedophile Pizza Parlors. I think they're a chain now.
Seriously? This story is so insane I've entertained the thought that a Democrat planted it to make the GOP look bad. What is happening now in the GOP literally is Orwellian. Think I'm being hyperbolic? Georgia Rep Andrew Clyde recently said the events of January 6th were like a tourist visit. Shown below is a photo of Andrew Smith helping to barricade a door in the House Chamber to hold back the 'tourists':
That's Ron, on the far left, enjoying the festivities, behind a man with a gun:
Since the GOP no longer has a platform, perhaps that could be their motto.The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
― George Orwell, 1984
