The Mormon authorities and their toadies like to say that they don't practice polygamy anymore, but it's only half true.
They still believe in the doctrine. We all know this.
It comes down to sealings. Today, if a wife dies, a man can be sealed to another wife, and so on. And the man expects to be married to all the wives in the hereafter.
How many multiple marriage "sealings" amongst the modern "General Authorities" can you document?
How Many More Wives? Treat Me the Way you Wanna Do
How Many More Wives? Treat Me the Way you Wanna Do
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bill4long wrote: ↑Wed May 18, 2022 6:10 amThe Mormon authorities and their toadies like to say that they don't practice polygamy anymore, but it's only half true.
They still believe in the doctrine. We all know this.
It comes down to sealings. Today, if a wife dies, a man can be sealed to another wife, and so on. And the man expects to be married to all the wives in the hereafter.
How many multiple marriage "sealings" amongst the modern "General Authorities" can you document?
Well, it started with Joseph who was a young man, and couldn't resist. Started thinkin' it over, just what he had missed. Got him a girl and he kissed her and then and then, whoops, oh lord, well he did it again! Now he's got ten children of his own
and another child on the way that makes eleven. But he's in constant heaven!
Oh, Fanny, oh, girl, oh, Fanny, oh, yeah! Why don't you please come home.
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Pearl of Great Price Central Facsimile 1 as a Sacrifice Scene
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
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Pearl of Great Price Central Facsimile 1 as a Sacrifice Scene
THE BOOK OF ABRAHAM FACSIMILE NO. 3
Includes a startling new discovery!
IN THE FORM OF A DOVE
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Well I asked them to marry and to be my sweet wives
I told them we'd be so happy for the rest of our lives
I begged and I pleaded like a natural man
And then, whoops oh lordy, well they gave me their hands
Because they had kisses sweeter than wine.
-- Deposition for the soundtrack by Peter, Paul, and Fanny, 1844
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